Sunday, October 18, 2009

Fuck the NFL

Can someone explain to me why instead of watching Saints-Giants or Ravens-Vikings I'm stuck with these abominations? The combined record of these four teams is 3-16 (0-13 against real teams).

I live no less than two and half hours from Charlotte and four hours from Washington, so why the fuck am I forced to watch shitty games when there are good games on?

Update to last week's post: The Redskins' last 5 opponents are 3-2 against the 'Mericans but 0-22 against everyone else (excluding today's game between the Bucs and Panthers). Daniel Snyder...wow.

11 comments:

  1. download Sopcast and then google "watch nfl games for free online" and watch whatever you want on your computer. Not the best quality and the Giants are sucking bags full of dicks but at least you get to watch games that don't suck.

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  2. does that work? Unfortunately, I was actually trying to watch the redskins, because asshole Fox 45 decides to broadcast fucking Dharma and Greg instead of the 'Skins games 75% of the time and I am too poor for the NFL package this year.

    On second thought, after today, maybe it is good that I dont watch these games. The fucking Chiefs?!!! The are worse than the damn Lions! I hope Dan Snyder pushes him and Cerratto out of his helicopter today.

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  3. P.S. Today Fox 45 actually broadcast an NFC game- the Giants getting SPANKED by the Saints, but marketwise, I would still think they would broadcast the D.C. game, although I guess there would only be about 4 viewers for than.

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  4. Giants sucked. Redskins sucked. But Eagles losing to the Raiders? THATS sucking!

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  5. NFC (B)East bordering on NFC (Bust) sans Giants who unfortunately appear to still be in the top 10 teams in the league even though they got bitch slapped yesterday by a legit Saints team. Although I am starting to think the "NFL team parity" is some bullshit marketing. There are some really awful teams this year. I hope the Redskins lose to the Eagles Monday in epic fashion so Vinny Cerrato gets run the fuck out of town ASAP. It is not even Halloween and I am already looking forward to next year's season.

    I luckily didn't watch my game, but saw the highlight and in the words of Joe Buck:

    "That was a disgusting act."

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  6. Why would you be looking forward to next year? Won't next year suck even more?

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  7. according to Zorny Redskins are not out of the playoff race yet. "the Eagles were 2-4 last year and they went to the playoffs, so there is hope." Pretty sure they lost to decent teams not creampuff garbage teams of our first six games. If they fire Cerrato which apparently is going to happen and get a decent GM, the landslide could turn around before baby Jackie's 18th birthday.

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  8. Man I was watching a replay of Redskins postgame while going in and out of swine flu induced coma this afternoon... that shit was fucking HILARIOUS! It was right outside the stadium after the game. The anger and the booing and the chanting. I thought they were about to storm the frekaing castle and cut Snyders head off. It was awesome. I hope Jackals were there.

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  9. Yeah you can hear people yelling in the danny smith interview. pretty fucking depressing.

    I am watching what real football is supposed to look like on Monday Night Football. Denver Broncos are legit. And I was right about powder blue unis. They make you GAF.

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  10. The other thing I forgot about the Chargers is that they fired Marty Schottenheimer after that fluky playoff loss and replaced him with Norv Turner. No wonder they never fucking went anywhere...

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