Hockey is the only sport the MD/VA area has any postseason hopes in so I thought now was an appropriate time to mention how much Tubby time and Alex Ovechkin look alike.... I'm just sayin'...Not sure what happened to Tubby Time. Haven't seen the guy since he was in my wedding. (I admit 10 groomsmen was excessive.) Dude fell off the face of the earth and shit. So if you're out there Tubby, blow a jackal up.
Subsequently, Ovechkin also looks exactly like Richard Kiel, the dude from the old Bond movie:
and more notably Happy Gilmore:
I watched some of the hockey game last night, and I have to admit, last night's game was pretty boring because they were so good. That is a good problem to have in my estimation. I am hanging in there with the hockey thing to see where this thing goes. Because without a home team to root for, it is going to be a long winter in the Northeast.
By the way did you see the Jay-Z game opening entertainment last night? What a fucking disaster. Rap straight up sucks balls these days.
Man I really hate New York and New Yorkers...
I would love to punch Joba right in his fat mouth.
ReplyDeletePS nice job sound guy...douche
The new Jay-Z is actually JAF. You're letting him be a Yankees fan totally cloud your judgement. It's a 4 plus howl album. I will review it in an upcomming post.
ReplyDeletealbum may be good but it definitely did not translate on a loud speaker. Sounded like screaming idiots in a tin can, and let's be honest, that band wasnt really playing or at least they should not have been. it sounded awful.
ReplyDeletePS Alicia Keys got fat.
I have to admit, the actual track sounds pretty good...but didnt this guy retire? Tryin' to be Brett Favre'n and shit
ReplyDeleteHe can't retire because the rest of popular rap music sucks so bad. He had to come back and kill it. Death of Autotune style. Plus Beyonce be annoying his ass at home so he had to get back in the studio with his Jackals...
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