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pssst Head. I am two beers away from wizard status in the first pic.
AND his staff is standing up more straight than he is.
So the question is: Was Ball Deep declared a Wizard two beers after the picture when clearly he was not there yet? Did he slouch or hold his staff on his toe to attain wizard status so he could crawl off to bed at 7:30 PM??
Brazen accusations, I know. But stand by until November 14th, when we'll find out if Ball Deep is a Wizard for real.
"more like ball sleep" Busted by the boss laughing at that one.
ReplyDeleteto think that some jackals went on to karaoke, scream one's voice out and then drop the mic on stage, others still, with best intentions, cabbed it up before realizing they were not up to the task, asked ol' cabbie to u-turn and booted en route back to the Chalet to cuddle up with BD2. Somebody showed BMR how to hyperlink in his comments.
ReplyDeleteThat must be an old ass picture because the deck wasn't standing nearly that straight after Tico the Terrible visited the BBC...
ReplyDeletechallenge accepted. And i did attain status, I just suck at math. There was most definitely chair drinking involved on my part prior to passing out. I regret it to this day not continuing the awesomeness...it will not happen again. (jackal tail between my legs)
ReplyDeleteAccepted meaning you are coming down? You realize I have convinced my wife to let our home be the home of the Jackals for an entire weekend, correct? Isn't that reason enough to come? If you don't Heather will be pissed becuase she knows if you and I don't act like total fucknuts once every six months we won't feel right until we do which will mean I will have to be a total fucknut some other weekend this winter and... Don't do it for me, or for yourself, or for Head or Tico or Boogers, do it for Heather who has said you assholes can stay at our house...
ReplyDeleteoh the farts...
ReplyDeleteFarts? come on McRib that's like complaining about McDonald's McRibs bc they make your shit look red...is red shit going to make stop ordering McRibs?
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