You ever see the Den in 42 inches of glorious HD? There's a reason fools call ScarShoulders the Osiris of this shit. Large and in charge son. It's how it's done.The 4 letter thought they were gonna keep me from slitting my wrists after watching the Terps game Saturday by pushing the game to their ESPN360 channel, which isn't really a channel at all, it's the fucking interweb. In the words of pre stroke Lee Corso, NOT SO FAST SWEETHEART! 30 bucks at Best Buy later your boy was cursing James Franklin live and direct as the good lord Anubis intended.
Fast forward 4 hours and SS is picking up the slack for Pontius, who pissed in the post toasties by forgetting to get beer for the Redskins tailgate, carrying beer back from Giant with VoiceMail. Jackals help Jackals even if they aren't down for the tailgate.
Awesome was gotten.
Fast forward another 12 hours and you find SS on the V St court running ball with David Axelrod and Gene Sperling. Who knew this old ass Obama Bama who shoots the ball spinning sideways like a chest pass would go 19 of 30 from beyond the arc? Mad respect...
Next thing you know it's Sunday night and your boy is holding it down dog sitting Murray of the Jungle for KOTJ so him and his lioness can enjoy a night at the beach for their birthdays.
Then the Giants beat down the Cowboys.
The life of SS is a mysterious siren indeed, but that MoFo always keeps it JAF, Jackal as Fuck.
Baleeve it.
Shit, did Scar Shoulders just post giving himself props? Can you even do that?
That's Scar Shoulders fool! He can do whatever he wants! Respect thy gangsta!!
Shoulders, I don't have a fucking clue how you made it through that post without this glorious quote. I keep waiting for your boy run out of gas, but he's sick. Allegiances aside, this is one of the best quotes in the history of sports:
ReplyDelete"I hate the Cowboys straight up," Jacobs told me. "It's beginning to be a personal thing. And it's been like that since I was a kid. I've been wishing bad things on them for a long time. I was a hateful little kid. Everyone loves them, so I had to hate them."
Asked what he thought about the new stadium, Jacobs said: "It's a beautiful place. It was nice of Jerry to invite us down here. But he better be careful what he asks for next time. Last year, [Jones] said he wanted to play us on Broadway, and then he got his ass beat. They got whooped 35-14 on Broadway."
It's glorious isn't it? The best part is that he says "It's beginning to be a personal thing" and then in the next breath says he has hated them his entire life. So awesome. and "They got whooped 35-14 on Broadway". Actually every lasst drop of it is awesome. I was going to put it in there but I felt like I had already gone on long enough. Thank you for bringing it to the attention of the den, it is greatly appreciated.
ReplyDeleteTell you boy Cam 120,000 person stadiums are for soccer. Jerry Jones can go the fuck asleep!
ReplyDeletecongrats on the win. It turns out Romo is just slightly gay than manning...just slightly. Nice post. I am jealous of your jackaltron
ReplyDeleteps it only holds 80,000. the rest of the scrimps $30 paid to stand outside and watch it on TV. Assholes
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure Brandon Jacobs also killed a bear with a spork, like Robert Mitchum did.
ReplyDeleteSo you need a 42" plasma to see the whole 'Jackals Den' banner? That's not too much to ask. At least Gaybriel didn't completely leave us hanging in wait for him to display his Java Script/Flash skills.
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