Monday, August 24, 2009

Friday (er Monday who cares) Hottie: Miss Universe


It looks like the Ukranian nominee is holding her head up because she is starving and about to pass out from lack of nourishment.


Yes I did watch Miss Universe last night (on mute).  No I am not ashamed.  This chick is way hot as were most of the rest of them.  No she can't speak English.  Yes I am OK with that.  god bless Donald Trump.  He may be a douche, but he knows talent.


4 comments:

  1. Well done...although Venezuela as a destination might be tempting but...divorce is not...so i don't know how that works out

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  2. easy...

    1. Say you are going to Poconos, PA with your boys for a weekend "getaway".

    2. book flight and hotel to Venezuela

    3. Create Pina Colada wizard staffs and go to toplees beach and enjoy the beautiful country.

    4. Shred all credit card receipts.

    5. Deny, deny, deny.

    6. Rinse and repeat each March year after year.

    7. HHHHOOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLL!!!!

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  3. Divorce isn't tempting you say? Obviously you have been without strange for only a short while/never lived with a woman/are gay.

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  4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Anonymous a.k.a. Steven

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