Getting Awesome 101: Cougar Piss

Now I know what your thinkin'.  It's Sunday night, your wife is watching Desperate Housewives of NJ, we are smack dab in the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression, your car payment and mortgage are due, your hair is thinning in certain spots and growing in others it did not before, you just spent the past four hours in the kiddie pool with some other shitheads kid splashing your kid and it takes your whole being not to UNF the little fucker, and you have to go to your soul sucking job tomorrow, because that is the way shit goes.  Well fret not my Jackals and scrimps there is a cure.  A little concoction the Jackals like to call Cougar Piss is here to save your rotting soul from total decomposition.  

You'll need the following:

1 bottle of Miller High Life (other beers may be used, but come on it's the freaking Champagne of Beers.)

1 heavy shot of Root beer Schnapps (preferably 100 proof, usless of course you are a puusssssaayyy)

Rinse and repeat until the pain is gone.

Enjoy