Friday Hottie(s): Christmas Done Come Early!

Jackal Days of Anubismas...

This ain't no Friday Hottie.........

..........and for that I apologize. Friday Hotties are BMR's department and that Jackal is crazy busy killing ninja's right now.

This post is a sad one for the Jackal world. We just lost one seriously mean Jackal. Just watch this video and realize how bad this man is.

Real Jackals Jackal the Fuck Up

Another trip to the cabin, another scar for the shin. Got them crackas on opposite legs. Good jackalin', my jackals. Sorry we lost two early, but it was cold out that bitch. Brodie begged me to leave midway through the night, actually got in my sleeping bag at one point. Jackal is as jackal does.

Friday Hottie: Paulina Rubio

The Earliest Jackals: Chimps

Chimps keep it so jackal, yo! The first ones to UNF, son!


"I’ve never in my life seen a chimp be given a banana for throwing s–t at someone...”

JOTD: Robert Welch

What is wrong with the United States simply minding its own business?

1984 is NOW!

If you don't think the banksters and globalists are planning to pull this shit on us, you deserve to be herded up into the fema camps.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE. THEY ARE COMING, AND THEY ARE COMING FOR EVERY NORMAL, WORKING PERSON OUT THERE, ESPECIALLY THE ONES WILLING TO GET IRRADIATED AT AIRPORTS TO STOP TERRORISTS.

Do you think the xray machines are there for terrorists? Really? That shit is frying your balls.

"Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither"

Benjamin Franklin

Lynx of the Day: Tatyana Limanova

She is then heard to say that the post "has (previously) been held by Barack Obama" before mechanically and unambiguously raising her left arm and showing the camera her raised middle finger in an offensive gesture that is sometimes known as "flipping the bird."