Jackal Invention: Gator Chicken

Whoa, easy there evolutionary biology! Y'all are pushing it, but as the title of the post indicates, it's kinda JAF.

Best new web series.

I am buying a boat next year. Most likely a sailboat, but I can probably get at least as hot a chick with half the accent that she has. I will supply the redneckness/and or find a weird semi-indian looking ugly motherfucker to do it for me, and clean the fish. Or the half-accent girl can clean it. Gar taste like shit. Catfish are good.

Seriously, anybody down for a tuna trip ($$$) or at least a rockfish trip ($)?

bhmf, can I stay at your place?

So, I'm not about to proclaim billhicksmostfunnydamus quite yet, but what say you jackals to this?

And the gay clone of the day.......

............award goes to................................drumroll please..........................this douchebag.

Insert Nelson from the Simpsons laugh here.

KFTC: Reatlity TV

I'm sure some shithead is excited that this will bring ratings.

Baboons Ninja! (plus a few Komodo Dragons for good measure)

Check out the 2nd one especially, the baboon goes apeshit (baboonshit) on those flamingos! Why is not at least a semipro or even an arena football team named The Baboons?

Friday Hottie: Leann Tweeden

 I'm not sure if this is a double post or not. Don't much care, my whole concept of time and space have been raped by working overnights/two jobs this week. Keep up the good posts, jackals. This ninja will get back on the post wagon. Especially if the world keeps taking a collective crap as it has been.

Sign of Things to Come.......

............hope to say it won't happen in my lifetime, but then again denying the obvious is not a healthy way to live your life.

Just want to keep Jackals up to date on things that are happening out in that crazy world of ours.

Ya GODDAMN RIGHT..........

...........that shit be worth its weight in gold and what not.

$1800 an ounce is alright with me seeing as I got my ounces when it was $1140 an ounce. Would like to see it top $2000 like everyone is saying it will. But on second thought I don't care what the price is b/c my shit ain't for sale.

Read btw the lines Jackals, "Investors -market collapse- pull -societal collapse -money -desperate hungry people- out -utter chaos- of -end of industrial civilization as we know it - stocks - gonna happen sometime sooner or later, but we are getting closer to the sooner side of that equation."

And for those serious Ninjas what this all boils down to is if your BUG OUT BAG ain't packed and ready you are going to find yourself up creek with no MOTHERFUCKING PADDLE and your canoe is headed for some mean looking RAPIDS!!!

Just saying........

Sexy Rexy? Really???

Even a lifelong fan has to laugh at this bitch- (copied directly from PFT )

“We’re just waiting in the wings ready to take over the NFC East. Nobody’s talking about us, it’s right where we wanna be. You look at us from top to bottom out here, there’s a bunch of great players. And we don’t need people saying we’re the best right now. But when it’s all said and done, I really feel like this team’s gonna win the [NFC] East."

Every goddamn year, I think the same thing Rex, in preseason. Even in the beginning of JIM FREAKIN ZORN'S 2nd year I thought that! The problem is you and the guy Shannatan will stake his reputation on are the fucking QB's.

I won't say bring back Jeff George, but at this point, I would consider the ole ball coach's boy, Danny Woeful over either of these two idiots. And they haven't even played a down of PRESEASON yet.

Where did my optimism of last week go? My backup team I root for now is the Browns. They are also bad, but they have a bruising white running back (Hillis, see Madden 12 cover), a decent quarterback, and are building their team up. Plus, not in the NFC, so I can legally root for them.