We got a take the Den to a Whole Nother LEVEL YO!!!

I am not trying to be the moderator here or anything, I am just saying enough white trash local news bullshit. The UN is bombing people on the regular now and it is just business as usual.

Here is another example of same old same old in the news. What the fuck is going on??? When did we go from the swinging 90's to this??? Goddamn I grew up in a peaceful Christian Nation goddammit and now all these religious fanatics have gone ape shit!!!!! I mean we need to dissect this motherfucker don't we?

I know some silly Jackals have expressed that they don't like the political posts but shit on a ninja. The motherfucking world is blowing up and all anyone cares about is what pick the Redskins got in the draft. I don't even know who won the NCAA tourney? Don't tell me, was it VT, the TERPS, oh BOO WHOOOOO!!

I say it again shit on a ninja. I am going to get Ghost Dog up in this motherfucker in a second.

I guess some ninjas don't think shit like this is important news and to that I say ya crazy goddammit crazy crazy.

Goddamn clones on patrol and shit.

Karma Is A Bitch: Jennifer Dennison

It's probably some bad karma of my own that I enjoy reading this, but I don't give a fuck. Fuck you, bitch, and your hairsprayed, bleached blonde white trash awesomeness. Robbing from your in-laws who suffer from dementia?
"Jennifer Dennison closed at least six of her in-laws' accounts and took approximately $513,535, leaving them with nothing, the report states."

Jackal Injustice: Nose Pickers

BMR and others like him are being persecuted for their lifestyle.

Nuclear Isotopes be REALLY fuckin wit ninjas!!!

Ever heard the saying there is a little bit of truth said in jest?

Might the Simpsons have been more of moral compass than we were all willing to admit?

What the fuck did they try plugging in the well during the BP DeepWater blowout? Rubber tires? Golf balls? Okay someone call Japan and tell them they got it all wrong. Are these fucktards really using sawdust and newspaper???? What the fuck??? For real?? Cement didn't work so the next choice was newspaper?

And this part is rich: "Authorities have emphasised that there is no public health risk in terms of seafood contamination due to a fishing ban within a 12 mile radius of the plant." ----->Okay dumbasses dontchya know that "seafood" can SWIM INTO and OUT of your stupid ass 12 mile raduis!!!! Goddamn dumb fuckers. Probably oughta be a 1200 mile radius.

Batten down the hatches jackals, it's gonna get rough!! And at the risk of sounding like a broken record (this is just for Boogers sakes anyway, he's the only one that really truly cares for the sea turtles) BUG OUT BAG(make sure to include one of these.) Bugged out ninjas gone to sleep wit it!!!!!!!!!!

Jackal Precaution: Electronics

Look out, Jackals. Electronics be fuckin' with your shit. Don't sleep. I like videogames, I like pig feet, but for fuck's sake, enjoy the Den in moderation, my friends. Electronics be fuckin' wit ninjas.

GC(s)OTD: Gerard Cordon, Tico the Loco, BD2x

BD2x, did you enjoy your "more conventional" Friday Hottie(a.k.a. no Friday Hottie)? Why don't you and Tico and Monsieur Cordon get together and go bowling? Fuck it, have yourself a Breakfast Club dance montage set to 'Footloose' for all I care.

'The artist who made the rejected bust, Catherine Lamacque, said she gave it outsized breasts deliberately, "to symbolise the generosity of the Republic."'

Friday Hottie: Jessica Jane Clement

Boogers for President!!!!!

If Tico picks tomorrow's hottie and we get something like this, that's it I'm done. Tennis bullshit and now the Friday Hottie is in jeopardy.

Fuck a ninja depressed.

Clone? Or Jackal?

This could go either way, I'm not sure where I stand. If he had hit and hurt the baby, I wouldn't find it as difficult, but I think this is jackal behavior of sorts. What do you think, Jackals? Tennis is pretty gay, but I really don't care for crying babies either.

Wow: Sucks to Be That Guy

A hapless state information-technology worker who usually joined his office lottery pool took a pass last week -- only to learn that seven positive-thinking pals nailed a whopping $319 million Mega Millions jackpot, said a deli owner who knows the winners.

"The word is that when they were going around the office asking who wanted in on the pool, one guy said no, that he wasn't feeling lucky,"

Cook said the geek squad came in for lunch daily -- but haven't been seen since beating the one-in-176-million odds in Friday's drawing. Customers who know the winners told her they weren't planning to return to their jobs -- except to pass along unfinished business to colleagues.

KFTC, New York Post, as if the poor fucker didn't already feel like dying.