Wednesday, April 6, 2011

We got a take the Den to a Whole Nother LEVEL YO!!!



I am not trying to be the moderator here or anything, I am just saying enough white trash local news bullshit. The UN is bombing people on the regular now and it is just business as usual.

Here is another example of same old same old in the news. What the fuck is going on??? When did we go from the swinging 90's to this??? Goddamn I grew up in a peaceful Christian Nation goddammit and now all these religious fanatics have gone ape shit!!!!! I mean we need to dissect this motherfucker don't we?

I know some silly Jackals have expressed that they don't like the political posts but shit on a ninja. The motherfucking world is blowing up and all anyone cares about is what pick the Redskins got in the draft. I don't even know who won the NCAA tourney? Don't tell me, was it VT, the TERPS, oh BOO WHOOOOO!!

I say it again shit on a ninja. I am going to get Ghost Dog up in this motherfucker in a second.

I guess some ninjas don't think shit like this is important news and to that I say ya crazy goddammit crazy crazy.

Goddamn clones on patrol and shit.

10 comments:

  1. That William Petland sure has a nice comb over.

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  2. "Experts in both the nuclear and finance industries assured us that new technology had all but eliminated the risk of catastrophe. Events proved them wrong: not only did the risks exist, but their consequences were so enormous that they easily erased all the supposed benefits of the systems that industry leaders promoted."

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  3. Yeah, dude. The Holy Land was feeling all kinds of left out. Until now.

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  4. Yet another shocking development brought to you by the fucking crazy fuckers that be runnin' things. bhmf, I'm not sure what there is to discuss, other than slap your forehead and say, "Holy shit. Dem ninjas done lost dey fuckin' mind." Or maybe, "Shit on a ninja." Maybe, "Shit on a ninja" a few times, but BMR ain't got the wisdom. Can't be bothered. We da pawns. Bitchin' about queens and rooks and shit that can move all kinds of different directions. Sure, we can move two spots, but only on the first turn. Ya heared me?

    The best part is they're doing their fucking best to stir the boiling pot of American politics to make us all hate each other. I don't give a fuck. I just finished reading 'Way of the Peaceful Warrior'. Ain't no gub'ment gon' put me asleep. They can't c Boogers.

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  5. Okay let me start with your bottom comment: How wrong can you be? Shit on your inferior logic!!! Pawns can kill any piece on the board. There are more pawns than any other piece: this implies power in numbers. Pawns can trap pieces, fork pieces, re inforce its own pieces. And pawns can even CHECKMATE THE FUCKING KING!!!!! You need to go back to CHESS 101 dude!!

    I love chess, I challenged Rusty T Bone to go on Chess.com and play me fifty times b/c he talks a big game but dont know a king side castle from an opening gambit. Needless to say loudmouth never showed. Anyways BMR you got wisdom just maybe not a lot a chess wisdom.

    Let us discuss how we continually accept bullshit from people in power. They say something so outrageously untrue and we (society in general) sit on our hands and accept it. We could discuss that I suppose. I guess that is what started it all.

    Take your second comment from above for example. Now when these so called "experts" assured us how "new technology" "eliminated the risk of catastrophe." We should have called BULLSHIT then and told them to leave town and never come back. We should have yelled BULLSHIT loud and clear. We should have reminded them of the Hindenburg, the Titanic, Three Mile Island, Chernobyl, and a thousand other disasters that people said wouldn't happen.

    Now I know you and I weren't around in this particular example to yell BULLSHIT but we have ample opportunities in our day to day lives to yell it. I suppose that is were I am going with this. I dunno. I guess I'm with you, I don't give a fuck, we're all screwed lets just enjoy the ride while it lasts. I read Peaceful Warrior a long time ago. Just read a book entitled "Apes Men and Language." It was written in 1972 and did you know chimpanzees can use sign lang. bees can talk, and so can birds, WTF animals be crazy languagaters, unlike me.

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  6. Okay don't forget the fact that if and when a pawn reaches the other side of the board it can become promoted (a queen even).

    How about en passant capture? Deep fucking chess logic. What the fuck can a pawn not do?????????

    I Play my enemies like a game a chess.......

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  7. Fuck the holy land I hope they blow themselves up for all of our sakes.

    A bus though?? Why they gotta shoot a bus?? Ain't right Boogers ain't right.

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  8. Real quick and probably deserving of it's own post, but a gov't "shutdown" means no trash pickup, no meter maids(lots of illegal parking, I can't believe I'd ever miss meter maids), no mail, etc.

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  9. ...for your ol' pal Boogers that is.

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  10. If the govt does shutdown, it will be short lived. People might realize they don't need them as much as they think they do.

    Don't wish anyone any inconvienence of course but I would love to see a government shutdown. Might just change things for the better.

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