Friday Hottie: Alena Seredova

Jackal Invention: Ganja Catapult

Thems some ingenious pot smugglers. I'm glad whoever put that video together had the presence of mind to set the ganja catapult to a traditional mariachi band. Don't sleep.

KFTC: bhmf

Thundersnow, thundervolcano, this be some biblical shit. Crackas that don't know(like bhmf) gonna git put asleep by Momma Nature, yo.

JOTD: Barack O-fucking-bama

My main jackal was cracking jokes, talkin' 'bout alternative energy solutions, flat out calling 'No Child Left Behind' some bullshit, calling for the end of big oil tax cuts. The only thing I didn't like about this speech was Barack acknowledging he can't do any awesome shit without the fucking "stick in the mud" politics of Washington. Part of me wishes he was the dictator Fox News claims he is.

Funny Broadcasting

In the Jonathans game last night this dude from Marquette gets out on the break and throws down a wicked dunk on Kemba Walker and the announcer goes "OOHHHHHH!!!!!! Hide your kids hide your mother hide your husbands, cause Darius Odom Johnson is dunkin on everybody out here!!!!!!"

KFTC: Taco Bell

Taco Bell’s “seasoned beef” contains other ingredients, including water, wheat oats, soy lecithin, maltodrextrin, anti-dusting agent and modified corn starch.


Attorney Dee Miles said attorneys had Taco Bell’s “meat mixture” tested and found it contained less that 35 percent beef.

Carrying on the fine football traditions of Johnny U, and the like,

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/1/19/1943956/the-happy-football-life-of-will-hill

Enter this fine young, upstanding gentleman. Sure to make his parents and NFL fans everywhere proud. Brought to you, by way of me, by profootballtalk.com

R.I.P.: Land of the Free

That's a big mawlfucker and watching it lift off is rather impressive, but it would be nice if they could tell us what it's carrying into space and what they plan to learn while it's payload is in orbit.

Friday Hottie: Juliana Martins

Stay Classy, San Diego: Rush Limbaugh