Wednesday, January 26, 2011

JOTD: Barack O-fucking-bama

My main jackal was cracking jokes, talkin' 'bout alternative energy solutions, flat out calling 'No Child Left Behind' some bullshit, calling for the end of big oil tax cuts. The only thing I didn't like about this speech was Barack acknowledging he can't do any awesome shit without the fucking "stick in the mud" politics of Washington. Part of me wishes he was the dictator Fox News claims he is.
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  1. billhicksmostfunnyJanuary 26, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    Didn't see speech but I got some secondhand info around town about it. I bet he was cracking jokes: defusing a tense situation obviously. "Talkin' 'bout" alt en and only "talkin", nothing more. Calling No Child Left Behind Bullshit would be an unfair target for a third grade debate team. And he can call for the end of big oil tax cuts all he wants whether he does anything about it is another story. Besides he should end all tax cuts they are an unfair transfer of wealth. And if he ends big oil tax cuts big oil will simply raise prices at the pump, which may not be a bad thing but will certainly push us faster and closer to that cliff off in the distance.

    "Stick in the mud" hah try politicos are a "stick up the ass" of the bankers/big business. And for the dictator part I would say be careful what you wish for.......and please lets do a State of the Den---good idea, now get to it Boogers, start type drafting that morale boosting SOTD.

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  2. Boogers McRibJanuary 26, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    bhmf, you're out of your element. did you see the speech? I listened to it on the radio, but did you listen to it on the radio? Then you have no frame of reference, you're like a child that wanders into a movie...

    My point is that in the grand scheme of bullshit, facetime/lip service state of the union addresses, this one was kind of jackal. SOTD to come. What say we take it back to the old school fuckin' Italian icee joints with the 100th Post group-post stylin'?

    If you want to UNF fools and generally put clones on alert that their behavior will be constituted as unchecked aggression and they will subsequently go asleep. Email your entry and I will post the 2011 State of the Jackals Den address. We will come up with some manner of repaying bhmf for stealing his idea. Although, not like he can do shit about it all the fuck up there in Alaska. Hahahaha. Fuck you, bhmf! Obama in 2013!

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  3. billhicksmostfunnyJanuary 27, 2011 at 5:54 PM

    Out of my element? What the fuck is you smoking? See the speech? I told you, "Didn't see speech" in the first three fucking words of my comment? Listen on the radio? What? I don't have a radio, but even if I did, no I wouldn't sit around listening to that as you put it, "lipservice".

    If I was a child (bad insult, I have been told that way too many times to care) and I just wandered into WaterWorld and O is playing Costner's part I would still have the wherewithal to know that the SHIT SUCKED!!! The SOTU and the MOVIE sucked!!!

    To summarize: 100th post --- good, SOTU --- not so very much.

    Fuck you in return BMR! Palin 2013!

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  4. Boogers McRibJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    V.I. Lenin. Vladamir Iliyic Ulyanov!

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  5. billhicksmostfunnyJanuary 27, 2011 at 11:56 PM

    WTF!?! Lenin? His middle name is spelled,"Illyich" by the way. I don't get it? He has been dead almost 100 years now? Maybe we can celebrate the 100th year of his passing in 12 years or so. We can theme it something like, "The only good Marxist is a dead Marxist" or something like that. I dunno, just a thought.

    Is this a Big Leb. reference? I give up.......

    Actually let us forget all these truculent words and instead follow the words of our fearless leader O and "Win the Future"?!?!?!?!

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