The Jackals Den

Friday, June 18, 2010

JOTD: Crazy Ass Ron Artest

You all know I don't fuck around with West Coast teams. Especially the Lakers. Fuck those Bammas. I was rooting for the Celtics the whole series. I was PISSED when Artest hit the series clinching three. That said... This crazy mother fucker is a breath of fresh fucking air. Is he batshit crazy? Hell yes. Is he a player who does as much bad as good at times? Yup. But last night he won a championship. He won Kobe his 5th ring. And he was damn honest about how crazy he was and thanked his psychiatrist over and over again for chilling him the fuck out. That's an important thing for people and athletes to hear. That it's ok to be fucked in the head and get help. Watch the whole clip above. It's well worth it. The real gem comes about 8 minutes 30 seconds in when he talks about the big three he hit at the end of the game. Reminds a Jackal of the time when his own father drew up a play in a playoff game for Head and I had to wave that shit off and just jack a game winning three as they both yelled "nooooo". Much love for this crazy fucker Ron Artest for bringing back memories of Jackals pasts.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

WTF?: What's in the box?

Whoa, final scene of 'Seven' times 40 or 60?

GCOTD: France

Dare you go, France! Do you have any idera how fruckin' busy I ram? Handballin' ass bitches. Fluff your pillow. Skkkrrriiiimp!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Jackals Be Sleepin'

Sock chewin' ass ninjas. "Oh, let's just go to work, BMR will post something funny for us to read. Is that Taylor Swift on that Sony camera commercial? She's fuckin' hot!"

So to all you "jackals" that own cats, go cuddle up with them shits and go asleep.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Jackal Observation: Taylor Swift, not hot

I'm just tired of companies deciding who I think is attractive. I know I'm getting the "Boogers, you creep, she's a high school kid," but no, several media outlets and corporations have pre-determined the attractiveness or unattractiveness of this no-talent ass clown and I'm not going to take it any more. Taylor Swift, you's busted.