Tuesday, April 13, 2010

JOTD: Paul Krugman

Paul Krugman has balls of big steel and he ain't taking shit from nobody. Especially not Andrew Ross Sorkin, so what did ol' Krugsy do? He called him out. Look, I know Head turned me on to this dude's column and the Den has linked a great deal of his opinions and research and I don't want to turn our blog into the blog equivalent of those tiny fish that swim with sharks, but along with Boogerdamus, this ninja speak da' troof. America is scaring the fuck out of a jackal these days. Love me some political/economic common ground. Do ya' thang, Krugs!

Monday, April 12, 2010

Keep Fucking That Chicken: Racism



Obama was right, even if the healthcare debate was on C-SPAN, no one would have watched that boring fucking shit. Although, they would have seen the Republicans childish attempts to thwart legislative progress instead of provide constructive input toward landmark legislation. Excellent choice of lyrics, you dumb cracker, but don't you think 'reneger' sounds a little bit like 'nigger'? Stupid, honkey.

Fuck Canada


Fate?


I think not...bring it on clones. Regardless of the outcome we will still tear your hometown a new one for nuggets'es pre-nuptial hoonery festival (Head you should come), but I believe the Caps will prevail!

Friday, April 9, 2010

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Jackanalysis: Redskin Transplants

Well well well, Ol' Zorny and now a promotion for the Saund-meister!

JC, do you want to be a backup?

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

GCOTD: Philadelphia

Even if this whole thing doesn't work out, at least we pissed off some Eagles fans.

Take this gem for example:
Brian Baldinger: Eagles have no regret The Eagles should be ecstatic. I view McNabb as a flawed player, and it was never more apparent than in the back-to-back losses to the Cowboys last season. His flaws will never go away. Now, the Eagles get at least two chances to expose the same flaws they've been covering up for 11 years. It works against the Redskins that McNabb is still in the division. Andy Reid can finally stop covering up for one of the most overrated quarterbacks in the history of the game. The Eagles will go to the playoffs. The Redskins will be watching from the golf course.
So much for objective reporting…nice work Baldy.

This just in...Haynesworth not participating in voluntary workouts...shocking. I foresee a DT Tennessee Williams on the roster in the not to distant future. If not can we please get Okung and not one of those gay quarterbacks?? WAA! You took our quarterback! WAA! get over it you crybabies. This is our year. Enjoy the rebuilding shitheads we are going to the Super Bowl...ballleevve it. Get used to the 2 familiar faces pictured above, they will be on ESPN alot and not because of the circus that was Redskins park last year and for the last 10 years, but because we are going to beat that ass (everyone else) with our burgundy and gold shoes all damn day. Yes I said "we", no I don't feel bad about it. GO SKINS!!

PS Fuck Dallas and NY too.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

That answers that


Fuck Comcast in their fucking asses, they're fucking clown shoes

Comast is a gay clone the likes of which are only comparible to Sadney Crosby, his boyfriend Max Cooke. Tonight they decided to air the gay clone wizards game over the clearly JAF capitals game against the penguins. Thankfully i have versus and am able to watch the game. Not hear it. Watch. The sound works great on every commercial but the second it switches to something related to hockey the sound goes off. Comast cable is bout to get UNFed by this young jackal. HOWWWLLLLL

Caps/Shittsburg

Not to sound like a clone, but should the Caps try to sweep the Pens tonight or just not get anyone hurt? It seems like they should try not to get anyone hurt (like resting Green last night), but it would be sweet to see Crosby and the douche squad lose at home again, tonight.



Discuss...

PS - Fuck Duke.

PPS - NFC Beast 2010 Champs balleevve it!