TV is about to get . . . . Gay as FUCK!

http://www.nbc.com/sing-off/video/clips/the-sing-off/1179089/

Yup. That will be on TV. I would assume 5 days a week eventually. Have fun BD2.

Howl if ya hear me!

Kaia was asleep then she heard the Terps were about to tip off and she promptly woke up and howled. Howl if ya hear me!!!!

Terps Vs. Villanova Live Game Thread

Boogers and I are in the original Jackals Den. Eight one one Malcolm. We have beer. We've been drinking it. We rooted for the SKins even though neither of us like those Bammas. We've watched the Giants teach the Cowgirls the art of SMASHMOUF FOOTBAWL. We have had much salsa verde. The Terps are about to jump off. Watch the game and post in the comments. Garys about to get another top 5 pelt to put on the wall in his office.



HOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talking Football

Run the fucking ball Redskins I got COTRIGHT! going in fantasy...

Fuck NY

I found a good reason to have a kid.  Among all of the many other things that make it awesome to be the dad of a future jackalette, being a father allows for an early exit from a holiday party where the majority of participants reside in either in "Bro"boken, NJ or Strong Island, NY.  No football, no quality beverages no hot women, no decent food, etc., etc.

Being a father gets you out of parties with a bunch of Long Island guidos talking about "da giants" and "mootzarell" and " da Bronx Bombas worll champs".  Seriously fuck NY all "7" boroughs.  Fuck the wannabe rich fucks of Long Island, Fuck the yuppie hipster Brooklynites, fuck the my shit don't stink and I wear Brooks Brothers Manhattanites, fuck the suburban sprawl Queens, fuck da home of da Yankees Bronx, fuck Staten Island NYs landfill, and most of all fuck the entire state of NJ,  Parasite on a giant fucking douchebag's ass.  Please someone throw Ball DEEP a life jacket because a jackal be drowning in GAFness up in dis bitch.

BD2 out.

No Justice Done Here

...but you make due with what you got.

Elevator Talk

Look at your boy SS go!

It's casual Friday!

I got the shoes on!

Did my boss ask me if I'm going bowling?

Yes!

Do I care?

No!

Do you get this joke?

You weren't in Vegas were you???

Boogerdamus: Steelers Miss the Playoffs

When Boogerdamus speaks, ninjas might tend to listen from now on. Reports of frustration in Shittsburgh. Ba-leeve ma. Happy Birthday, BD2! My birthday wish for you is that your 'Skins knock off the undefeated Saints. Boogerdamus has spoken, it will be so...

Happy BDay BD2

Can you imagine what would happen if the two dudes from Rhumbar and these guys hooked up for a dance off? Jesus the world might not be able to take it.

Happy Birthday Homey!!!

BMR/Head Jackal? Bait Post

This is stupid. Obama's Health care plan sucks.
Ravens suck.
Weed sucks.
VT sucks.

Hybrids suck.

Vegetarians are European and/or GAF.

Bluegrass sucks.

Comics about Jackals suck.
Nerds suck.
Dogs suck.
Virginia sucks.