If Boogers lived across the pond

You know who he'd be voting for. Just sayin....

Cougars: Awesome... wait what?

As soon as I see that word...

KFTC: American Dominance

Once this bad boy is up and running, the global marketplace might look very different. Lucky for your ol' pal Boogers, he loves some crab meat wonton.

The World is Not TOTALLY Fucked

So I'm typically one to assume that a majority of carbon-based life forms are on the take. They're out to get a piece of what's Boogers's. Well broad brushes are great for painting barns, but you wouldn't want one to paint by number if you know what I'm sayin'...

But every once in a UNF colored moon, you get some wise guy(or gal), doing the right thing. Just because. Let me tell you it's fucking awesome. I had my day made by somebody who did something they didn't have to do at all. You see BMR's house has been hot as fuck. So dude went out on the ol' lunch break and picked up a Vornado at my local Strosnider's Hardware because you know BMR loves to help the little guy. So anyway, I leave work a little early, go to the parking garage, pay my parking, get up to the car, drive to my house only to discover at some point, I put down the Vornado and didn't pick it back up. I left it in the garage.

I spent the whole night pissed about the $75 I just flushed down the toilet. Stewed on it for a solid four hours of disbelief that I could be that fucking stupid. I had a good friend say, "Don't be pissed until you check the lost and found." I laughed at that thought and while hoping, assured myself that I would soon buy another fan. Wouldn't you know, some beautiful bastard picked that fuckin' thing up and took it to the parking office. It goes to show, if you're after getting the honey, don't go killing all the bees if you know what I'm saying.

JOTD: Macho Man Manny Machado

With his seventh-inning single, Machado became the second player (Cobb being the other) in the history of baseball to record three plus hits in five straight road games before reaching age 21. Again, you can pull a stat or a record out of thin air for anything, but saying that Ty Cobb is the only other guy to have done that puts Machado in rare company.

WTF?: Humans

Alright, bhmf, everyone knows your stance on a carbon tax and why you think it's bullshit. What do you have to say about this? We have to find a way to make "green" business good business. Why the fuck is the map pictured below not a horrible joke, but a legitimate business proposal actually being reviewed by the President of the United States? What does a jackal have to do to make "global warming"/"climate change" real? Stupid jesus freaks...

Friday Hottie: Zehia Dehar

 Worth a gander...

KFTC: Budweiser

And how is Anheuser-Busch lowering the per-beer calorie count? Easy! It is putting less beer inside each can.
 

Once Upon a Jackalcation

Well these jackals had quite a little adventure in the VA hills. Climbing a waterfall, rescuing our little friend L.O., vomiting the contents of a children's swimming pool. That shit was pretty awesome. We jackals surely represented, shit I saw bhmf eat at least two worms or some shit he found under a rock. I'll tell you this man, don't change the lock combo, if shit hits the fan, I'm heading your way. Hoooowwwwlllll!!!!

Do Ya Thang: Hokies?

Alright, alright. Settle down. Love me some alternative energy.