Sleepy Jackal: bhmf

No Shit: Afghan Prison Break Was "Inside Job"

Didn't see that one coming.

"Monday's break was the second escape at the prison in three years. In 2008, as many as 1,000 prisoners -- nearly half of them Taliban members -- escaped after militants detonated a truck bomb against the side of the prison compound."

Well, we're just gonna have to rebuild the prison, but better.

Go To Sleep: San Antonio Spurs

Funny Shit: Titties and Some Carrott Cake

Thug Friends "Titties and Carrot Cake" from Absolutism on Vimeo.

GC(s)OTD: Al Qaeda

According to documents, to avoid the distraction of women, he “reportedly received injections to promote impotence and recommended the injections to others so more time could be spent on the jihad.”

What a fag.

Then there's the story of these fucking cowards:

When Ramzi Binalshibh, a key liaison between the Sept. 11 hijackers and al-Qaeda, was arrested at a safe house in Karachi on the first anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks, there was a four-hour standoff while the Yemeni and two others held knives to their own throats and threatened to kill themselves rather than be taken.

Fucking pussies.

Friday Hottie: Nina Moric

They Ain't Call Him the Goddamn King for Nothing!!!!!

The don't make rock stars like they used to. I submit this crazy shit to the Den. Please read and digest ASAP, it is more genuine American History our lazy ass history teachers failed to teach us.

The part of the article I want to focus on is this: "Elvis was traveling with some guns and his collection of police badges, and he decided that what he really wanted was a badge from the federal Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs back in Washington. "The narc badge represented some kind of ultimate power to him," Priscilla Presley would write in her memoir, Elvis and Me. "With the federal narcotics badge, he [believed he] could legally enter any country both wearing guns and carrying any drugs he wished."

You see Elvis was actually the original gansta. He had pimped out rides, he had guns, he had bling, he probably called Priscilla a "bitch" and a "ho". And he was white so the President would meet with him.

Also important to mention is Elvis' intellectual side. Clearly he understood that the second amendment was very important to a free society. Gangsta's got a right to pack heat too. And he clearly understands that badge=power whether that power is real or not is beside the point. All he needed was to get his hands on that badge and he was golden.

I just love all the irony that history affords us. Truth is stranger than fiction. Plus drugs and guns fucking rule. All this anti gun sentiment has got to go. I see all these Guns are GAF statements on the Den and I just shed a little tear inside. If you have any doubts that I may perhaps be wrong just look to our rock stars for some guidance. After all it is they who we turn to in times of need. Look what guns and drugs have done for them. Worked out well for Elvis anyhow.

And one last thing of note is this piece here: "Arrayed in a purple velvet suit with a huge gold belt buckle and amber sunglasses, Elvis came bearing a gift—a Colt .45 pistol"

Can you just imagine Michael Jackson giving Barack a handgun is freaking present???

Jackal Legislation: Massachusetts

“Ferreting out decriminalized conduct with the same fervor associated with the pursuit of serious criminal conduct is neither desired by the public nor in accord with the plain language of the statute,” Ireland wrote.

Massachusetts just took a big step. Let's take that shit coast to coast. Happy Four Twenty, Jackals!

Next Jackal Up: Eric Fehr

Alright, it appears we might be down one Mike Knuble, but fuck it. Jackals like a nice challenge. Avery has to absolutely got to go asleep. If you're gonna take a penalty, make sure it's to put that cracka to bed.

Land of the Free

Whoever told you that is your enemy.

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