Jackalocalypse 2011

It's been a long time coming. Calling all jackals. BD2 is headed home and BMR is rocking the empty crib.  Roll up.

Friday Hottie: Alexandria Mills

Hard to beat Miss World/former Miss U.S.A.

...and here's a random trashy one with enormous cans.

Yo They Owe This Broad Some Money!

I mean she fucking paid $22 dollars to get her kid a fucking birthday present.

The poor little guy probably had fucking cancer too and all he ever wanted was a dead puppy for Christssake. WTF is wrong with these postal workers nowadays? There job is not be peeking inside shit they deliver, they just gotta deliver the motherfucker. Who are they Curious George? I mean shit, she told 'em it was a toy robot and toy robots make noises inside boxes and stuff. Goddamn........................

And then she gets charged with animal cruelty on top of her not getting her money back??? Oh lord this is wrong. I mean the USPS clearly dropped the ball on this one. Besides it ain't animal cruelty if the puppy is that fucking ugly, did you see its mug? WTF is that thing a poodle? Shit maybe the post office did that kid a favor.................

MIA Jackal: Ball Deep

Where has this ninja been? I ain't seen him in the Den in a minute.... Awww shit, THERE HE IS!!!!!

hahaha!

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KFTC: Christopher Lee

Can you imagine going to a job interview after resigning as a Congressman?

Wow: Bottoms Up Beer

Woohoo!



Unfortunately, as Matt Yglesias points out, this innovation isn't likely to be as beneficial to customers as it could be, particularly for those of you in DC. But it's fucking awesome nonetheless!

Living the Dream: Mark Sanchez

We all want to be an NFL quarterback, right?

billhicksmostfunnydamus: NWO Currency

I smell the smell going around.
I'm getting pounded in the ground.
With this funny money still cycling around.
You know the Euro, kicking Uncle Sam in the who know
You know, deniro, the root of all evil.
Yeah I know you can't stand it,
Being broker than the Ten Commandments,
And the broker ain't planned this.
Now they talkin' the Amero damn it.
When it come down to it, Some can see right through it.

JOTW: Dilla Week

For those ninjas that have been sleepin pay your respects today. 5 years ago today hip hop lost a great warrior, J Dilla. Producer and beat maker for the roots, tribe, common, talib, and de la sol just to name a few. Lived his life doing what he loved makin real hip hop not this new age rap and bullshit, superbowl halftime show, that plagues the radio and will be the destruction of the music industry as we know it. UNF some clones, spit a hot rhyme, tell your coworkers to go to sleep , or do some other jackal shit in remembrance of Dilla Dawg. "Number one beat innovator, always ahead of us, everybody, you're ahead of us now, you beat us home"