Kangaroo Courts........................

..............and Kangaroo Taxes go hand and hand. Baked beans are going to cost $50 soon and your fine Senator from MD, Boogers McRib, is gonna be taxing you an extra $10 a can so you don't consume too many.

If you can afford to scrape together enough money to buy some beans despite the hefty prices you'll still have to dole out a few more dollars before you are done. Oh yes, Boogers is serious about his carbon tax you see. Don't fart or you'll pay. And if you don't pay he'll have his buddy Malawi lock you up when you break wind.

You accused me of being "long-winded" my friend and well you might just be right. But if this is so, then it must follow that you are full of shit.

I am eating Mexican bean dip as we talk of which the main ingredient is baked beans. And shortly hereafter I will be farting so if you smell something funny down there in Capitol Town it might be our tax-happy elected representatives or it might just be a ALASKAN FART aimed in your general direction!!!

News To Me: bhmf and Tico Need a BMR Translator

Head, where have you been? I think your skills of deduction are needed back in the Den. Plus, there's a really hot Friday Hottie today. Anyway, I know my logic is roundabout and tangential at best, but why are bhmf and Tico so fucking stupid? Do you actually have to learn anything while you attend VT? Or do you just cheer for whatever thug they put under center and ask to run the option and collect your diploma?

Yes, bhmf, I realize you aren't a Hokie, but your comments on the Egyptian protesters post have me questioning your abilities as a critical thinker. I'm wondering why you would bitch and moan about a carbon tax when there's very real concerns related to climate change.

Friday Hottie: Melissa Giraldo

 

She really likes her bike like BD2 does...

Oh Fuck: Proverbial Shit Flying In The Direction of the Fan

I've never been to the Middle East, but I have a feeling that this won't end well.

Clones Beware: Terps Gonna Put Y'all Asleep

 All eyez...

News Flash: Caps Suck In OT

What the fuck, Varly? It's one man. Keep the biscuit out of the basket. Fuck.

R.I.P.: BMR's Free Streaming Sports

Well shit, Homeland Security. Department of Justice? National Intellectual Property Rights? I just want to watch sports. What's next? You take away the Den?

KFTC: Right Wingers

"There's a lot more evidence that owning a gun and a bible is better for society than everyone having to own health insurance." - Ann Coulter (this bitch totally loses her mind at 03:00 of this video)

You better hope the government doesn't force me to buy a gun, bitch. I'll split your wig so fast and put one in your Adam's apple for good measure, you transvestite cunt.

Jackal Call To Action: State of the Den Address

Jackals, bhmf had a great idea amidst his otherwise unintelligible banter. We need to assess the state of our Jackalness and address a series of priorities and jackalisms we intend to uphold. These truths are evident as fuck and we'll hold them shits accordingly. Don't sleep. Email your two cents to your ol' pal Boogers and we'll post it proper like the 100th post. You know the drill. UNF. In general, put clones on the lookout.

This has never been done before....

Shit is gonna be ridic tonight. Babyface + The Lynx + Boogers McRib + Scar Shoulders + Big Buck Hunters + a Fort Knox Five DJ = the end of U St Music Hall as we know it.

Awesome shall be gotten.

Clones shall be put to sleep.

UNF shall be thrown.

Mics shall be put back in their purses.

Yards shall be stomped.

Jackals shall HOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!