JOTD: Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is jackal, ba leeve it. We have to jackal the fuck up and save some tigers, yo. Stop cutting down trees, you stupid fucks. China, why don't you get your shit together? You and India, stop fuckin'.

Girlfriend/Wife/etc Requirements

Bitches need to know how to cook that's #1
#2 likey sucky a cocky

There is no #3 really but if there was, what would it be?

KFTC: TSA

 So if you're fat or smell bad, you can expect the brunt of the TSA's work. 

KFTC: India

Y'all need to chill with the 'gagiggity in the shmoygin', if you know what I mean. Bill Burr says it much better. 650 million person increase in 50 years. 17% of the world lives in India. KFTC.

BMR and SS hold shit down!

Blackout!

Friday Hottie: Sophie Howard

 You guys have to google this photo shoot and check out the one where she loses the top.

Karma Is A Bitch: Tony Parker

Haha! Dare you go, Tony Parker! How you like that you son of a bitch? I knew she was too good for your clone, French ass. The Spurs suck, you suck and now I can go back to completely sweating your (soon to be) ex-wife.

Eva, get your fly tookus over here and let BMR show you how jackals do. Uh, you missed a spot, sweetie.

KFTC: The Devil

I once had a nurse from Trinidad and Tobago. She was one of the hottest women I've ever seen. The image put forth by this story is slightly more disturbing.

Jackal Reunion Week Continues!

Sunday Head, the Lynx, BMR and I Jackaled it up in college park. The phrase "mustache vagina cursed" was tossed around like it was nothing in front of the waitress by the only parent at the table.

Last night Head and I had dinner and a few beers and then I came home and lifted and drank more beers.

Tonight I meet Epstein for dinner and beers and then not 5 minutes after he walks out the door the phone rings...

SHOTE SLEEVES IS COMING TO TOWN! And he wants to Jackal it up with BMR and SS tomorrow on H st.

Anubis is smiling upon us and works in truly mysterious ways.

HOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Ouch

"This is why Malcom Delaney is still in college."

- Doug Gottlieb on Malcom Delaney's ability to handle the basketball.

Ouch.