A Jackal Torn: Newy Scruggs

This guy might be the black CQ99, I'm awaiting confirmation, but watching this jackal suppress his own jackalness makes me as uncomfortable as a serious moment on 'Saved By The Bell'. Of course Newy doesn't drink OR do drugs. KFTC, Black CQ99. KFTC.

GCOTD: Pregnant people

Fuck. Head feels me. Tico feels me. The rest of you will someday feel me. Pregnancy is no joke. Hormones are running my life. please god...kill me. kill me dead.

Keeping It Clone: Humans

Yo, this be some whack ass clone shit. Love me some animals, yo.

"Forty-one percent of all amphibians are now threatened with extinction."

'Merica: Let Freedom Ring

Maybe I should be glad they didn't give this carpet muncher** a "curbie" like in American History X.













**Carpet muncher is not derogatory. Fuck you.

JOTD: George Soros

Yeah, ninja. George Soros knows what's up. Roll that shit, light that shit, make money on that shit. Stupid motherfuckers.

Official Drink of the Next Mancation??

"Four Loko, combines as much alcohol as a six-pack of beer and the equivalent of several cups of coffee. The drinks sell for about $2.50 each and have been nicknamed blackout in a can."

GC(s)OTD: Jerry Jones, Tony Romo, Keith Brooking, Wade Philips, Roy Williams, City of Dallas, NFL Pundits, Cameron Collins, Jason Garrett, Angry DC Black Guys, ESPN

Me and SS had a good huck about how injured Cowboys have to walk back through the sports bar at this shit show of a NFL stadium. Jerry Jones, how did no one think about that before you built that shit pile? It's a lot like your obscenely large scoreboard/HD jumbotron that interferes with the punt game. 

Jackal-lantern

The Lynx is holding it DOWN this Halloween!

KFTC: Right Wingers

Freedom of speech and press are only the basis of our entire nation, but what the hell? Stop government propaganda, let's get some propaganda about our government up in this bitch. KFTC.

Friday Hottie: Keeley Hazell