Jackals Be Sleepin'

Sock chewin' ass ninjas. "Oh, let's just go to work, BMR will post something funny for us to read. Is that Taylor Swift on that Sony camera commercial? She's fuckin' hot!" 

So to all you "jackals" that own cats, go cuddle up with them shits and go asleep. 

Jackal Observation: Taylor Swift, not hot

I'm just tired of companies deciding who I think is attractive. I know I'm getting the "Boogers, you creep, she's a high school kid," but no, several media outlets and corporations have pre-determined the attractiveness or unattractiveness of this no-talent ass clown and I'm not going to take it any more. Taylor Swift, you's busted.

Not only is she not hot, I will bet my right ball she can't play guitar, much less a 12-string! KFTC, Ms. Swift.

Soul Cannon

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Best ad for whatever the fuck it is they are selling ever. Hands down. Period. The end.

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Friday Hottie: Miranda Kerr

JOTD: Mark Halperin

That's what's I'm talkin' bout. Drudge Report is the "urge to look at car crashes" that is news websites. KFTC, Matt Drudge. You fuckin' clone.