Memorial Day Weekend Hottie: Veronique De Kock

So laugh it up, Jackals. Her last name means 'of penis'. Big deal. I'm sure she has an excellent sense of humor and a good grasp of mathematics. Personally, I think a pelt bikini is about as fucking jackal as womens' attire can get. Your boy BMR is gonna be having a cold one by the time you saps are getting back from lunch(office closing early to recognize Memorial Day). This hottie is going out to the men and women in uniform. May they liberate some hot bitches who are forced to wear burkas. I saw one the other day at the zoo. No joke, the zoo. She couldn't even show her eyes. And her douchebag husband was just chillin'. Shirt untucked. Hadn't shaved in a while. Just looking like a fucking douchebag who won't let his wife out of her black outfit. Fuck that guy. America. Fuck yeah.

You Don't Say...: Oilocalypse 2010

Good news was getting old. Fuck.

GCOTD: Chris Chike

KFTC: DRUDGE REPORT

What the fuck is Matt Drudge implying with this quote/photograph? Obama's finger. 'Plug' 'Hole' and 'Daddy' stretched across his "news" page in a "headline". What the fuck is there a close up of his finger for? I guess the more important question is why Boogers checks in with this prick and his ridiculousness in the first place. I fucking hate clones.

F(ormer)JOTD:

Former Jackal behaving NFL star has turned in his mullet for clone behavior.

It appears he got a case of the clones by getting married and decided to cut his mullet and be generally less awesome. This is not the first time we have seen this. KOTJ, Droppa Deuce, Shote Sleeves (married to his job) and Aldente Schwanz or whatever the fuck his name is (married to being gay) have all suffered a similar fate. (DD is making a comeback though by participating in the Montreal awesomeness this summer although his absence in the Den since inception is lamentable.)

Let's hope this systemic problem ends here.

JOTD: Harvey Keitel

Toby? Toby. Toby Wong? Fucking Charlie Chan.

GCOTD: Pat Roberts

"He needs to take a Valium before he comes in and talks to Republicans," Sen.Pat Roberts, R-Kan., told reporters. "He's pretty thin-skinned."

Sen. Roberts, any advice for the president that doesn't involve substance abuse? KFTC, Republican party.

Joint JsOTD: James Carville and Joe McGinnis

This guy is keeping it jackal. Get all up in that Palin family. You know the older one is pretty easy and doesn't like condoms. This guy is calling out Obama and scowling. Check out how pissed he gets at our real live jackal, Barack. The be-all-end-all Jackal of the Day? You decide.

I'm Just Sayin': Go To Hell and Die, Bitch!

Somehow, dumb motherfuckers keep giving this dumb bitch a podium. They're standing in line, believing the lies, bowing down to the flag, they've got a bullet in the head.

Jackal Weekend Plans??

Let's hear 'em

Here's mine:
Friday
3:45PM - sneak out of work early and head directly to bar for pre-game bevarages
7:30PM - go to Madison Square Garden for Pearl Jam/Band of Horses. Continue getting awesome.
1:00AM - go home and go asleep

Saturday
hang out with my kid and Mrs. BD2 and lay low down at the beach.

Sunday
6:30AM - MS Tour with Nuggets and Pontius. 85 miles of coastline and sunshine eating powerbars, powerade and granola...yuck should be an amazing ride though.
2:00PM on - limp across finish line. ride directly to outdoor bar by the ocean (Windrift) and get awesome again.


Monday - come home sleep for 24 hours

Tuesday - back to this shithole. I mean back to work...