Friday Hottie: Elisha Cuthbert

Dammit

Where is the yakuza when you need them? Those people, also known for holding up signs saying "Thank God for Dead Soldiers" at funerals for soldiers killed in Iraq or Afghanistan, might just be the worst people on the planet.
But that's kind of a downer, so here's Barack Obama looking at awesome things:
More here.

Jackanalysis: Redskin Transplants

Well well well, Ol' Zorny and now a promotion for the Saund-meister!

JC, do you want to be a backup?

GCOTD: Philadelphia

Even if this whole thing doesn't work out, at least we pissed off some Eagles fans.

Take this gem for example:

Brian Baldinger: Eagles have no regret The Eagles should be ecstatic. I view McNabb as a flawed player, and it was never more apparent than in the back-to-back losses to the Cowboys last season. His flaws will never go away. Now, the Eagles get at least two chances to expose the same flaws they've been covering up for 11 years. It works against the Redskins that McNabb is still in the division. Andy Reid can finally stop covering up for one of the most overrated quarterbacks in the history of the game. The Eagles will go to the playoffs. The Redskins will be watching from the golf course.

So much for objective reporting…nice work Baldy.

This just in...Haynesworth not participating in voluntary workouts...shocking. I foresee a DT Tennessee Williams on the roster in the not to distant future. If not can we please get Okung and not one of those gay quarterbacks?? WAA! You took our quarterback! WAA! get over it you crybabies. This is our year. Enjoy the rebuilding shitheads we are going to the Super Bowl...ballleevve it. Get used to the 2 familiar faces pictured above, they will be on ESPN alot and not because of the circus that was Redskins park last year and for the last 10 years, but because we are going to beat that ass (everyone else) with our burgundy and gold shoes all damn day. Yes I said "we", no I don't feel bad about it. GO SKINS!!

PS Fuck Dallas and NY too.

That answers that

Fuck Comcast in their fucking asses, they're fucking clown shoes

Comast is a gay clone the likes of which are only comparible to Sadney Crosby, his boyfriend Max Cooke. Tonight they decided to air the gay clone wizards game over the clearly JAF capitals game against the penguins. Thankfully i have versus and am able to watch the game. Not hear it. Watch. The sound works great on every commercial but the second it switches to something related to hockey the sound goes off. Comast cable is bout to get UNFed by this young jackal. HOWWWLLLLL

Caps/Shittsburg

Not to sound like a clone, but should the Caps try to sweep the Pens tonight or just not get anyone hurt? It seems like they should try not to get anyone hurt (like resting Green last night), but it would be sweet to see Crosby and the douche squad lose at home again, tonight.



Discuss...

PS - Fuck Duke.

PPS - NFC Beast 2010 Champs balleevve it!

ScarShoulderdamus: McNabb a 'Skin

A jackal needs to be acknowledged when he professes hot fire in the Den and the shit comes true. Don't sleep on Shoulders. I was beginning to wonder what was taking the Redskins so long to trade away draft picks...

Don't Call Them Moinkoffs...that's gay

72 hours until BDtwice gets the sweet nectar that is alcohol and he be stressin'

I have not had a drink since February 14th, 2010. By choice mind you. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Now it is just not fun anymore. Being sober has made me realize 3 things: I am healthier without alcohol, drinking is fun as shit, and it also made me realize that I need it so I don't punch every person I come into contact with on a daily basis. 72 hours to go....you can do this BallDEEP

Actual conversation:

"Hey you know that report you gave us (that you have revised 3 times already)?" said Douchebag A

"yeah" BD2 states while continuing to stare at his monitor and hope he isn't seen, and most importantly hope that said jackass will move onto someone else who gives even less of a fuck than he.

"We need it in a different format can you go back and revise?" (read: can you undo all the work that took you all day when you weren't in the Den or on Redskins.com or autoblog.com or bicycling.com and redo it all over again for the 4th time because we are fucking retarted and don't know what we are asking for so we are just going to keep asking you to do more work because we are too stupid to do it ourselves?

"yep, no problem" (read: fuck you...you fucking prick...you WILL taste my UNF....clone)

Thank God it's Friday...oh wait there is still an entire day of work left before weekend reprieve. Hang in there Jackal....hang in there.