SHOCKER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skins fans be creepin on the email and cutting Jackals with Liquid Swords for tongues out of the discussion. Could 2010 be the dreaded year of the clone? DD, BD2, Pontius, Voicemail, I got my eyes laser focused on your bitch asses...

From: Droppa Duece Date: Tue, Jan 5, 2010 at 8:57 PM
"This has to have been the most interesting year the Redskins have had- ever. Their extraordinary failures this season might have made for bad football, but it made for great theater.
When does baseball start up again?
D"

On Jan 5, 2010, at 8:48 PM, Ball Deep wrote:
http://blogs.nfl.com/2010/01/05/shanahan-will-receive-five-year-deal-to-coach-redskins/

Hockey: Whitest sport ever

Rap rock? Really? I am trying my best to cover up the z28 driving mullet wearin', molson original drinkin', truth about hockey fans but this doesn't make it any easier. I will still be watching tonight however, GO CAPS!!

The Origin, Evolution, and Death of an Internet Phenomenon

Origin
During halftime of the Fiesta Bowl last night, a few people on the internet noticed this peculiarly unenthusiastic girl manning the cowbell of the Boise State band:


Evolution
Hilarious, right? Well before the game had even ended people were Photoshopping her, seeking out images of her in happier times, creating Facebook fan pages devoted to her, and wondering "Why is she so sad?" But then came...

Death
That's right:

NYE: Break Yo' Self, Jackals Don't Sleep

Working is Un'Merican

With new management comes new bullshit. This job used to rule, but a ominous cloud of actual work has found its way in Ball DEEP's horizon. more deadlines, more responsibility, more politics, more bullshit to swallow, no raise, no promotion....fuck you very much.

That'll Teach you to Run!!!

How did I go 30 years on this planet without realizing how awesome hockey is? Granted these are some B league eastbumblefuck teams but check out the announcer in this video.



The back story makes it much more hilarious, but I love how fired up the announcer gets. I will be keeping an eye out for a new video from tonight's game on yahoo's puck daddy tomorrow. I keep a jackal posted if there is more gold to be viewed.

Do not fuck with Ken Carroll....In the meantime, Go Caps.

Jackals OTA

Skiing Wednesday night. Heads the leader. Those without spleens are welcome unless they're puuuuuussssssssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyysssssssssssssssssssss.........

Merry Christmas Jackals

The NFC East Blows

I have no visual aides for this post because i got real awesome last night and am too tired to look for pictures. Simply put the redskins got shit on in the freezing cold by the giants. I was awesome but no amount of beer in this world could have made watching an entire team get raped entertaining. the only enjoyable part of that game was beer. fedex GAF. Security guards taking me out for throwing a snowball at a ref GAF. taking two hours to get out of a parking lot GAF. Now moving to the future. the redskins will lose to the cowboys, a team whose quarter back is a little kid just running around throwing picks and doing whatever. the sad part about this loss is that it will allow the cowboys a shot at the division title because the eagles also blow. The NFC east should be banned from football. not a one team in this division has a good quarter back. the best one was in prison. Perhaps we need more inmates on the field. I think they made a movie about that staring adam sandler, who the redskins should think about hiring i think hes got what it takes. In conclusion the NFC is GAF. the cowboys are gonna win the title. Yay? merry christmas jackals get awesome with some inlaws and spread unf all around.

Chalk one up for the little guy

Loyola upsets Indiana on road, 72-67
Win is Greyhounds' 1st ever over Big 10 opponent

Granted Indiana is not exactly the powerhouse from the old Gene Hackman movie anymore but still sort of a big deal. Fucking Rutgers knocked the mighty Peacocks below .500 when things were looking up for them too but at least one horrible basketball program got a big win.