"Yeah, you make good comments...but they typically give those jobs to, you know, ex-ballplayers and...professional broadcasters"

This is funny as hell:

"tanya snyder's vajayjay is fourteen degrees celsius "

as are many of the other one's you have added as labels. Keep 'em comin' Boog.

Dan Snyder Go Asleep: Response

Boog, I can't argue there. Dan Snyder...eat a fatty. He has singlehandedly screwed up one of the most storied franchises in the league. Still got love for my Redskins though. Maybe he will die and a new owner will come along and suck a percentage less than he. One can only hope.

Let's get back to the good 'ol days. Clinton Portis, shut up and beat Riggins record, Hayneworth, break Eli Manning in two, Zorn, Hip hip..Super Bowl, come on were ready. 18 years is long enough to wait. Get your shit together and win. Split the division rival games, beat AFC West, Beat NFC South 10-6 playoffs... Balleeeevvvee it.
As far as the ticket holders, I dont feel bad for them at all. Season tickets are damn expensive and a luxury. I had them for one year and it was tough. Payment plans to help you stay a season ticket holder is the most absurd thing I have ever heard. Get the fuck out if you can't pay. Maybe if there werent so many assholes drawing down their home equity and credit cards to get season tickets, prices would go down and availability would go up. A brotha would like to watch the game without needing binocks and shit.

This is the same reason our houses are worth a third of what they used to be and you can barely afford to get a new pair of sneaks. This mostly credit driven society is on the way out. Try and get a loan, I dare you. Unless you have the money already, you ain't getting it. Unless you pay through the nose through paying high as hell interest and have really good credit. Just pay straight cash for shit. Or take smart loans when you NEED them. If you don't have money, you can't drive a BMW and have a Blackberry. Jackals gotta keep that shit on lock because it is too easy to fall into that trap. I am speaking from experience. I have been living champangne lifestyle on a lite beer budget for a minute. No mas.

Not to mention that the NFL has been getting fat off us for our whole lives. They should have to deal with the pains of recession too. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to nfl.com and purchase some team licensed apparel at astronomical prices and then go read about my team on yahoo.com and see an ad for Coors light. Then I'll go buy some Coors light after work to forget about all of this negative shit. (this is exactly what is going to happen.)

Jackal Gone Astray: Jim Breuer

This jackal lost his goddamn way. His life GPS was set on suck. Not sure if you guys ever watched Pulp Comics on Comedy Central, but this analogy to drinking is great. I'm gonna have a beer or two this weekend in the hope that Jim Breuer gets some work that doesn't suck.

Douchebag of the Day: Dan Snyder

There's a solid 'Skins constituency in the Den, so I'll keep this brief. However, this story is enough to piss me right the fuck off. I grew up with the 'Skins. I want them to go back to the glory days. His wife looks like an icy bitch. I'm JUST SAYING!

JOTD: This guy

I want to invite this guy to Mancation '10 when he gets out on bond. I'm just hoping my jackalism doesn't lead him to be 'greatly perturbed', but I'm willing to gamble four or five slaps. Ball Deep, forgive me for overposting, but you know how much I hate your excessive youtube shuttling. Plus, this ties in pretty nice with your 'WalMart is the Shit' post. Next time you're there, keep your baby quiet, okay? The best part of this story? 'Though the child "started crying and screaming" after being struck, Stephens told Matthews, "See, I told you I would shut her up."'

Jackal of the Day: 9 year old Jackal

This little jackal was pissed at his parents for not letting him play anymore last Saturday, so he stole their car and drove away. Crazy kids!

Work got you down? At least your not one of these people

If your like me then you have a physical reaction of sickness when you even see a Walmart, much less go into one and, jackal-forbid, buy something. Walmart is everything that is evil and wrong with the world, but these people don't seem to mind much because they don't give a fuck about anything and those rollback savings are just so inviting.


People of Walmart

WTF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCBQMfDMnyo&feature=related

Time to Bust a Nut

Memphis is so nasty. (”How nasty is Memphis?”) So nasty that’s no knockoff street shirt, but is in the official Memphis Tiger Bookstore.

College football arrives next week. Warm up your pimp hand over the weekend, and get ready to whoop the trick of your choice, playas and playettes.

WTF???? SELL OUT like a muthafucka

What the fuck... I mean really,  What the fuck is this?  Is this what we have to be subjected to?  Jackals need to start getting militant on this shit.  This makes me so angry I can see blood..