Friday, March 4, 2011

If You Gotta Go...

"A western Michigan high school basketball player collapsed on the court and later died after making the game-winning shot to cap his team’s perfect season."

Not jackal enough? How about knowingly/willingly eating yourself to death? bhmf, this one is ripe for puns...
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  1. billhicksmostfunnyMarch 4, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    That dude dying after the game winning shot is not jackal man! That sucks. He could've missed the damn shot and lived to beat them in overtime! Fuck that shit is a bummer........

    He didn't knowingly eat himself to death dude, it was the flu. The cause of death is currently unknown it says. Okay even I can't make a pun about this shit. God your news stories are bringing me down Boogers. This shit is just awful.

    One thing is for sure, no one can say to that 575 lb dude that he didn't "Live That Shit." Know what I mean??????

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  2. Boogers McRibMarch 5, 2011 at 10:34 PM

    He saved an undefeated season with a last second shot. JAF. And that 575 lb-er? You can't tell me he shouldn't have seen that coming. They're jackal ways of going out. Are we gonna split hairs?

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