Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Penis Buffet: Tico the Loco


Hey Ticodamus, do you have any more brave proclamations before your bitchass Hokies get stomped in the ground tomorrow? You and Head are gonna be watching 'The Notebook' on marathon loop when the Terps are done with you.

8 comments:

  1. Yeah we suck hard. But I'm pretty sure that we'd still UNF all over your alma mater...

    P.S. The "Penis Buffet: " heading is amazingly funny.

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  2. Ummmmmm... probably not...
    From Ken Pom:
    rank 127
    Loyola MD
    MAAC
    16-8
    Pyth .5903

    rank 154
    Virginia Tech
    ACC
    11-10
    .5356

    VT might be favored in a home game against Loyola... and just to be a dick Towson who won ONE game last year and FOUR games in 2011

    rank 177
    Towson
    CAA
    13-12
    .4702

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  3. We'll lose; at least I don't cry like a bitch when I lose or when I win. GO HOKIES!

    T

    p.s. You should had taken the SB bet and not bitch out like a clone

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  4. I don't bet, cracker. I sure as shit don't bet on my own team.

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  5. P.S. Head, do you have some sort of algorithm in place that notifies you via email when you've been mentioned in a post on the Den? Or did Tico flash a Batman-style 'VT' symbol against the night sky calling for backup?

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  6. P.P.S. How do you like the way Shoulders backed up your ol' pal Boogers? Greyhounds are no longer a punching bag. 2nd in their shitty conference thanks to a former Terp. It's recommended you don't suspend your consciousness.

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  7. P.P.P.S. I agree Penis Buffet is pretty funny. The fact that you took notice reaffirms its appropriate place in the Den. Good lookin' out.

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  8. Jackals don't care how they come. W's be W's. Don't sleep!

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