Monday, January 21, 2013

Bitch Juice: The Patriots

The Patriots won three Super Bowls in four seasons (2001, 2003 and 2004) and were viewed as the latest NFL dynasty. But since the Super Bowl victory over Philadelphia at the end of the ’04 season, the Patriots have gone 8-7 in the postseason and have lost two Super Bowls. The trend has worsened lately; the Patriots are 3-5 in their last eight postseason games, and three of the defeats occurred at home.

Sunday’s win at New England was the 6th postseason road victory of Flacco’s career — and he’s played only five NFL seasons. The six postseason road wins are the most by a quarterback in NFL history.

9 comments:

  1. Tom Brady's leg kick was def a bitch move. And BelIchick had def been sipping on some bitch juice before he gave his post game interview.

    But I gotta admit I am kinda torn. Not sure if I want the Ravens to win or lose. Of course I want them to win. But at the same time I am kinda interested into how Ray Ray would explain away a loss concerning his man upstairs theories. You know the amazing God that his helped him to victory such far? What gives if they lose? Didn't pray hard enough? I just wish he'd shut the fuck up with his bullshit fairy tales. It's disgusting and it makes me sick...

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  2. There's 52(I know that's his jersey number, but 53-man starting roster) other people to cheer for. A lot more goes into the Baltimore Ravens than Ray Lewis and Yahweh. I totally feel you. When you grow up without shit though, you tend to believe outrages things about why you are where you are, have to do what you have to do, etc. Poverty begets faith. What I don't understand is how one guy can ruin such a great story for so many people. I understand, but you're echoing the sentiments of many, I say let the man believe his fairy tale.

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  3. I do know how to spell outrageous...

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  4. Yeah nice answer. Poverty begets faith. I get it.......

    But fuck that. All I'm sayin is I'd like to see each scenario played out so I'd get to hear both of Ray Ray's answer. Ravens win I wanna hear what he says. Ravens lose I wanna hear. Just goofing around wit it. I think the shit is funny/sad at the same time.

    I don't believe in the let the man believe his fairy tale bull shit. He is very influential to those poor poverty kids in the ghetto and they all look up to him and emulate him. So his skewed reality is not harmless in that aspect.

    Don't get it wrong Booger-man, I'm fucking rootin for the Ravens, all 53 of 'em. I love Ray Ray b/c he ain't a fucking snitch, just a fucking dumb ass. And I hope he rips someone's head off. Hopefully Frank, the inconvenient truth, Gore. Yeah..............rip his fucking head off.

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  5. How does believing in fairy tales, that inspire you to do good a bad thing?

    You prefer poor kids to do what, obsesses about their material well being?

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  6. Not gona speak for bhmf here, but I would prefer those dumb little fuckers open a book and get their knowledge on. Do good deeds for the sake of good deeds. I don't know what the fuck material well being is, but if you're implying they should collect items or idols, I would not encourage this.

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  7. Boogers had best not make it an everyday policy to speak for me, but in this particular instance I stand by every word he said.

    Especially the part about telling them little fuckers to open a book and get their knowledge on.

    So, in summary, there is one (and only one) fairy tale that BHMF endorses and that is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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  8. Oh yeah:

    The 2 definitions of material well-being:

    1.) Confused Modern Day definition: 2 cars (one Escalade, one Benz sedan) with flashy rims of course, a piece o shit house in the burgs that the bank owns and you rent from them but tell everyone else its yours, the latest phone gadget, nice brand new clothes that cost way too much with some designer name sewn on, a big screen TV, basically some variation of any house you've seen on MTV cribs or as close as you can get to that pie-in-the-sky

    2.) A definition based in reality: clean air to breathe, clean water to drink, a roof over your head, clothes that fit you and don't have too many holes in them, good home grown food to eat, a car that starts and runs and gets you from point A to point B, etc etc, I could go on but you get the point I hope.....

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