Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Good News! President Obama Will Have His Drone Returned*

*Although I'm not sure it will be as effective as the one they lost. It appears they're shooting for more of a child's toy/tool of propaganda. This foreign policy policy is working wonders...

"The toys come with a transparent plastic stand emblazoned with a quotation from Ayatollah Khomeini, the founder of the Islamic Republic: “We will put America under our feet.”

3 comments:

  1. That shit ain't the RQ-170, you got some matchbox SB 94 as a fill in!

    Every child wants a drone nowadays, that shit is cool!

    Man if this story weren't true, it would be funny. Truth is stranger than fiction. Surreal...........can't we just settle this shit over a chess match or two, or a game of soccer? Peacefully?????

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  2. Yo, I googled it, but came up empty so I swapped it with the Matchbox for generational appeal.

    What blows my hair back is the fact that a cruise ship run aground (RIP, victims) was still the biggest story in the American news media. That and this Grand Puppet Show in the White House.

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  3. Oh that shit's got generational appeal alright.

    As for the Titanic 2, it was an interesting news story. Just pisses me off how no one makes the connection that they said almost a 100 odd years ago that the Titanic would never sink and lookee here it happened again. I dunno why people can't take that logic and apply it to either nuclear power or whatever the newest technological fad is that is a threat to our environment yet everyone says is "perfectly safe". Nah mean?

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