Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Thanksgiving is Bullshit


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  1. billhicksmostfunnyNovember 20, 2012 at 5:04 PM

    Ah come on Boogers! Everyone likes T-Giving. Sweet potatoes, gravy, football on Thursday, day or two off work, homemade dinner rolls, dessert.......

    U need to brush up on your wacko conspiracy theories.........I am not a pilgrim

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  2. ScarShouldersNovember 23, 2012 at 9:28 AM

    Agree with BHMF. Best Holiday of the year. 4 day weekend, a bad ass meal, football on TV, and no religous bullshit. Touchdown Jackalisms!!!

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  3. billhicksmostfunnyNovember 28, 2012 at 6:05 PM

    Boogers musta gotta turkey feather up his ass!

    Whats your prob Boogers? Don't like Indians and Pilgrims getting along? What exactly is there not to like about T-Giving? I bet you can't name one freakin' thing bad about it!

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  4. Boogers McRibNovember 29, 2012 at 11:10 PM

    1) fatass America eating too much food. Again
    2) Native American culture was raped
    3) our economy is in the shitter(why eat more than you need?)
    4) my office closed all week and I couldn't work(I just moved and can't afford to not work)
    5) Black Friday comes the day after

    Thanksgiving and Black Friday symbolize everything that is wrong with America. Worst two days of the year. Fuck you guys. Fuck the white man.

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  5. Boogers McRibNovember 29, 2012 at 11:11 PM

    "Fuck the white man" includes me.

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  6. billhicksmostfunnyNovember 30, 2012 at 3:26 AM

    Haha this shit made me laugh. Nothing like an incoherent rant from the Boogers Man. But I gotta give you some credit, you sure tried. I bet you you couldn't name 1 thing bad about T-Giving and you gave me 5 reasons! That's admirable. Too bad all your reasons suck ass!!!
    1.) No such thing as too much food. U don't eat, u die! So eating a bunch only makes sense. You are not responsible for fatass people so fuck 'em.
    2.) Don't bring a bow and arrow to a gun fight. Sucks for them, but it is simple physics. Still confused? Go read Guns Germs and Steel by Jared Dimond.
    3.) True, but if our economy is truly in the shitter, if it is truly on the verge of going over some fiscal cliff then it only makes sense to stuff your face with food now while it is still readily available. Conserve your resources, you may not have access to them tomorrow. Again only makes perfect sense.
    4.) This is not T-Giving's fault. T-Giving was a tradition long before your office decided to move. Proper respect must go to the turkey.
    5.) True, Black Friday (watch video and read this for good funny run-down on Bl Fri) sucks, but you got your days confused. We are talking about T-Giving Thurs. Besides no one has a gun to your head requiring u to be a part of the Bl Fri madness.

    As for the rest of your rant I think you have some self hate issues. Perhaps a visit to your local psychologist is in order? I dunno? Why u hate whitey? What'd he ever do to u? I take the viewpoint of Stephen Colbert when it comes to issues of race.

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  7. Boogers McRibDecember 1, 2012 at 9:05 PM

    To each his own. With that said, why are your comments so wordy? Can't you be more concise?

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  8. billhicksmostfunnyDecember 4, 2012 at 4:39 AM

    The pen is mightier than the sword, my friend. Don't hate words, they cannot hurt you. And don't hate whitey neither.......

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