Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Jesus Was Gettin' Some

Professor Karen L. King is one busted bitch. She might be married, but if she is, you best believe her husband doesn't show her the cable bill and probably deletes a fair amount of internet history. But Prof. King does know some shit about history. This jackal's question is why would the church want anyone to think Jesus was celibate? Why wouldn't they include the stories of a female disciple? Women are fucking awesome. Right?
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  1. billhicksmostfunnySeptember 20, 2012 at 12:25 AM

    Right? Wrong! According to the church the only thing that is awesome is the dogma. They don't want their parishioners to be distracted by beautiful looking women. Cover that shit up! Put some clothes on. A robe, a curtain, a veil, something, anything just cover dem titties up!

    Just imagine how much attention people would pay to a Sunday Sermon if they had a bunch of our Friday Hotties lounging around the pews.

    The church wants people to think Jesus was celibate for the above mentioned reasons and b/c he is holy the son of god etc. Not a tainted dirty human.

    That is, if Jesus even existed. Anyways you probably knew all this, but you asked so I felt beholden to answer.

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