Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Only in Alaska.......

.......BHMF (unlike Mr. Colbert) loves himself some bears........all kinds too............he's held two live baby black bears in his hands (wanted to keep them as pets, maybe next time)........he's been face to face with a Grizzly (only once)........ BHMF's dog Dusty has been in a tooth and fur rumble with a medium size black bear in front of BHMF's very own eyes and when Dusty was done with him the bear was cowering 40 feet up the tree......BHMF has feasted on black bear flesh on multiple occasions and enjoyed every damn bite but today he got to peep his eyes on the Great White.......
Man these can be some scary fuckers.....they will hunt and stalk a human......heard they are having trouble coping with Global Warming, running out of ice, having to make long swims and shit.....I wish them the best..........too bad this poor guy didn't make it.......but A Jackal has got to be nimble and this 'ol dude (for whatever reason) got that message a little late....... Anyways enjoy........and BHMF has not forgotten his promise on the upping of the philosophical ante.......all in due time........patience my Jackals......patience.....
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  1. billhicksmostfunnyJuly 18, 2012 at 11:37 PM

    That polar bear wants him a fucking footlong.......Oh and the Grizzly in the tree---Dusty chased that one up the tree too! Little 'ol Golden Retriever may look all sweet and friendly, but that mofo gots Jackal in his bloodline.

    Shoutout to RTB---commenting on his own thread before anyone else gets a chance. Holla back ninja.....

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  2. Boogers McRibJuly 19, 2012 at 12:13 PM

    Once upon a time, your ol' pal Boogers used to post and immediately comment. Usually with some typos. Nice bear collection. Keep keepin' on, dude. I will be there as soon as war breaks out.

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  3. Boogers McRibJuly 19, 2012 at 12:23 PM

    75 yesterday. Keeping with our once-a-monthly homage...

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  4. Rusty T. BoneJuly 23, 2012 at 8:32 PM

    haha. awesome bears post Bhmf! that polar bear doesn't even look real, it just looks awesome funny, and I would definitely bearicide one for MY jackals den if I had the coin.

    dusty be dusting off the ganstergrrrr!

    haha, lolling my own comments. okay, fellas, I'll swoop back in with awesomeness in a few weeks.

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