Tuesday, July 10, 2012

KFTC: BMR & RTB

Obama, Romney, Nancy/Ronald Reagan, Just Saying 'NO' vs. Just Saying 'YES', it really doesn't make a fucking difference. How much is that plot next to you, bhmf? Is it still for sale?


Holy fuck, no end in sight.

7 comments:

  1. Boogers---Dear Boogers---I don't want to ever prevent or censor your awesomeness in anyway, but I just want to point out a thing or two.

    First is SS's post of him rolling around on the floor with Crazy Pat. As a post it certainly did not enlighten us, but it most certainly did not ask much of us. We looked, we laughed, we're done.

    Your post here, however, asks a lot of a simple Jackal. Seven (eight?) links? Jesus fucking Christ!, this post requires a prodigious amount of reading don't it?!? Fuck, I might as well read War and Peace, I'd probably be done sooner.

    Now, don't take this the wrong way, I know you are just trying to make nice with RTB. But whaddya say, let us Jackals lay off the politics speak for a while. I think we are all inundated enough right now with the politics, seeing as we have an election in a few months. Besides, I think we all agree more than we can say in words on all the politics. Its just this world sucks ass enough sometimes without continually pointing out what a bunch of incompetent thug-criminal-mafia element is running this once-free nation of ours.

    Now don't let this stop you from posting political stuff in the future, I'm just saying..........I've been thinking the Den needs more material bordering on the philosophical/intellectual in the near future. I'm hoping I can lead the way........we'll see.......

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  2. Heading to Chucktown tomorrow. Car is packed. Planning to get awesome. SS is talking Mancation talk...

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  3. Whoa whoa whoa BHMF. Whoa. I TOOK the picture I wasn't IN the picture. I'm Scottish. I persevere.

    Thank you for the props though...

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  4. and I wonder if you REALLY looked at the picture. How did Mikey tip over a recliner and fall out of it and land under the table like that? Did he drink an amount of alcohol that in fact made the molecules of his body somehow liquid enough to pass through the coffee table only to reconvene on the floor underneath it? If that picture doesn't make you think I'm not sure your eyes are open.

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  5. If I didn't REALLY look at the picture the first time around, I have just now REALLY looked at it. I even clicked on the motherfucker for a larger, more zoomed in view.......and it is safe to say that the picture is grainy as shit. Also it is a bit out of focus, probably due to the fact that it was taken on some sort of mobile device. And the lighting sucks ass......

    I do like the "molecules become liquid" theory, and admit it is a possibility, albeit a very small possibility. Occam's razor requires something more plausible.

    I'll bet Mikey did drink an insane amount of alcohol and it was actually not the molecules in his body (or brain) that changed, but it was the neuronal connections that were the culprit. The neurons in our brains, known for their plasticity, can at times revert to former, more older, and stable wiring. Mikey probably reverted to either his caveman brain, or even crazier yet his reptilian brain. He probably tipped out of his chair and realizing his weakness looked for shelter. It was then that his oasis appeared: a ready made cave/den, in the form of the coffee table, right next to him. His next action, to crawl underneath it, was pure instinct........

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  6. BHMF I greatly appreciate your dedication to reviewing the picture submitted. I REALLY like this reptilian brain theory and am willing to submit it to the journey as fact.

    And yes the picture is grainy as fuck, it was taken at 4am by a wandering vagrant in search of hangover preventing water.

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