If he skips out on calling the Championship Game in favor of his newfound responsibilities with the Commodores, you have my sympathies, Mr. Shote Sleeves.
Oh, congratulations, though.
* Okay, perhaps not. But probably.
CTB Show 497: Edgar Allan Poe Walks Among Us
4 days ago
I'm not sure why you guys feel the need to discuss college football at a time like this. Could that woman's crotch area be more appalling? I'm not sure what's more depressing; their child's mental disorder or the resemblance between that woman's body and a pear/bowling pin. That poor guy. Look how the child is perched upon her enormous FUPA(fat upper pussy area). Shout out to VM for coining that term.
ReplyDeleteI suppose I feel the need to talk about college football because there is news being made on that front. However, Shote Sleeves is likely breathing a sigh of relief today as Malzahn ultimately decided to reject Vandy. However, that probably only makes the Commodores' coaching position more relevant to the Den.
ReplyDeleteVM coined FUPA? I think not considering that I heard it five years ago in North Carolina...
P.S. That kick return was awesome!
FUCK YES GET THAT WORHTLESS MOTHER THE FUCK OUT OF COLLEGE PARK!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HAPPENN!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGus "the mad scientist" Malzahn is too smart to take a dead end job at Vandy, no matter what kind of crazy money those nerds were throwing at him. He'll get better opportunities and will one day be a head coach...just hope it doesn't happen before jan 10th.
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