"Junkshot" - failed (but hilarious name)
"top kill" - failed
"top hat" - failed (fucking Brits...clone ass name)
"cut" and "cap" - failed
Tony CEO GCOTCentury "I want my life back" - major failure KFTC
'Merica - failed
BP "bullshit" "deceive" "flatout lie to everyone" - raving success
For fuck's sake. And this is the best our gubment can muster "Clean this mess up or else we will be really really angry and stuff." 50 days later. Really? We have tanks and shit. Come on Obama, didn't dubya teach you anything? We can just start wars whenever we want. US vs. BP we are bound to win. It is like Persian Gulf I. Braveheart those muthafuckas! FREEEDOOOMM!
Kick anyone's ass please. I'll help.
Shit, find someone to pay me my salary and I'll go down and start cleaning right now. Just fix this shit.
PS we are all addicted to oil and this is all of our faults. (cell phones, plastics, cars, computers, electricity, yada yada yada - all rely on oil production) I am well aware of this and that is what is killing me the most I think. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go send a text message will driving my massive SUV, and drinking out of a plastic water bottle to get a block down the street.
Looking forward to Kweli and Hi Tek tonight. Imagine they'll be sharing the sentiments of the den at the show...
ReplyDeletenice man have fun. This is enough to drive you insane. What the fuck is going on. this shit is so fucked. (That song is tight as hell by the way.)
ReplyDeleteI took a bunch of video last night that didn't turn out but suffice it to say A) the show was badass, B) I didn't get home until after 2, and C) this will not be my most productive day of work...
ReplyDeleteSounds jackal. Well done, sir. Call in to the studio drunk from Norf Cackalack and we'll get you on a track.
ReplyDeleteThat's a hell of an idea! We can do like that one Outkast song where the dude is supposed ot be freestyling on the prison phone...
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