Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Comic Off 2010 Round 1

Here are the ground rules gentlemen. Your comic is due in my gmail inbox by midnight EST Friday night. Both comics will be posted anonymously Friday morning with voting throughout the weekend. The author of the comics will not be revealed until after the first round is completed. Please include any tags you would apply to the comic as well as the title. Comics will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being Clay Aiken, 10 being Anubis. Enough bullshit...



Fighting out of the sticky icky green corner, weighing in at 145 pounds soaking wet. Representing Northeast DC. Trained by Brodie, sponsored by Dales Pale Ale. The reigning Comic Off Welterweight champion. In the purple and black hemp shorts with the box of tissues. Booooooooooooooooooooogers I'M JUST SAYIN MCRIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBB!!!!!!!

The challenger, fighting out of the burgundy and gold corner. Representing the mean streets of Plompton New Jersey. Weighing in at a newly manly weight of 175 pounds. With his daughter Jackie tattooed accross his forehead, trained by the ghost of Droppa Duece, and sponsored by YouTube. Baaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll STAIGHT OUTTA PLOMPTON DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your theme Gentleman... The members of the Jackals Den competing at the Ancient Olympiad.

13 comments:

  1. Isn't it going to be blatantly obvious whose comic is whose?

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  2. I can't tell if that is smack talk or a legitimate concern... It doesn't really matter, but I thought just for fun we can pretend it's a blind taste test.

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  3. Probably. And if you get all whiny about it, I'm going to slap a Sarah Palin vote on your shit without thinking twice. So buck up and get to work defending that title son!

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  4. To be fair to the contestants I have dreamed up a Round 2 before the Final Round Freestyle, so be prepared.

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  5. I'm running out of Dale's Pale Ale(aka Comic Juice)

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  6. Empty inbox....year of the clone continues...

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  7. Holy shit. If I had less confidence in my fellow Jackals, I would have submitted a cartoon myself and won by default.

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  8. I thought it was midnight tonight and wondered why you would post over the weekend.

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  9. Oh I guess I did clone the instructions huh? Well as soon as BD2 gets his in we'll get it on ComicOff style..

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