Thursday, February 4, 2010

Jackal Observation: Hot Dogs Be Nasty, Yo!


On my morning commute today, I saw this dude scarfing a fully loaded hot dog(relish, onions, ketchup, mustard) and sipping on a 20oz. coffee for breakfast. Allow BMR to totally alienate himself from the Den. Pork is nasty, yo. I dig the fuck out of some bacon, I'm digesting some right now. Ma Dukes used to kick it with the pork chops and I had no qualms. But sausage? Get the fuck out of here and quit sullying the chili. Pork loin? Venison is the only loin for me. Hot dogs? They're nasty at any hour, but there's no reason to eat one for breakfast. I've seen ninjas in the city on several occasions. I've seen them scarf those bitches before ten in the morning. Shit is filthy. Did you know Coca Cola + raw pork = worms? Ba leeve it.



3 comments:

  1. that's rice yo...speca deriviery. ain't no maggots in that shizz. don't believe the hype..pork is nasty though. I can only eat it when I am drunk enough.

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  2. Nuh uh! It makes maggots, yo, I saw it on YouTube! Please ba leeeeeeeeeeeve ma'...

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  3. Ya'll fish basket ninjas are reetaadid. Pook tastes GOOD.

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