Tuesday, January 19, 2010

GCOTD: Patrick Chan


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I found it! Fuck you, Patrick Chan! Now the Den will know how hilarious your claims are. Whose idea was it to put the story of your mom not letting you play hockey in the commercial? I might tune in to the mens' figure skating final just to watch you lose and cry about it like your Gay Clone Idol. Canada, get ready to get put the fuck asleep. What do you guys normally take home, like three gold medals? Keep fuckin' that chicken.

5 comments:

  1. Your disdain for both pittsburg and figure skating is unparalleled.

    PS You seem tense over the past few days. You should take your shirt off and relax.

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  2. You're right, maybe I should stop into the Plopton Den and kiss a couple hippies or cry for a tree...

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  3. take er easy brougham i am just sayin'...besides I thought you loved hippies and trees for jackals's sake

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  4. BD2, you know I love hippies. The tree crying was your post! When it comes to sarcasm, BMR is 'bout it 'bout it. That said, I have been a bit high strung, but let's look at the body of work. Response to Shote Sleeves, pretty funny. Response to Head? In poor taste, but also humorous. Patrick Chan "My Life" YouTube link? I had told VM about this after stealing sports on channelsurfing.net, but I had no proof of how gay it actually was. Can you imagine how pumped I was to locate it on YouTube? His MOM wouldn't let him play hockey, in the same 30 second commercial he compares himself to the Canuck Who's Gay as Fuck. That's why the Den is so kick ass. It's BMR's Den, BD2's Den, SS, Head, VM, Shote Sleeves, not Babyface, but the rest of us, it's ours. Post what ya dig. Ya dig?

    Just bustin' your baby nuts, Babyface

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