How dare you question my Orioles fandom? How fucking dare you? Do I not own a polaroid picture of Cal Ripken with 5 year old SS after he signed a baseball card for me? Did I not own a Sesame Street weebles sort of thing and take the Yellow Bert and name him Cal and the Orange Ernie and name him Eddie? How fucking dare you? I was at 2131 mother fucker. I wear #26 in all athletic endeavors and have done so since middle school in a tri pronged tribute to the #21 my father wore, the #56 LT wore, and the 2 + 6 = 8 for Cal Ripken. You mother fuckers have some fucking nerve... Is this not me in an Os hat less than 2 years ago?
It sure as fuck is.So lets get geographical here. Here
you will see a map of MD and point A represents the home I grew up in and point B represents were I went to College which is basically where I live now. You will also see red lines depicting my current proximity to DC which I have had starting 12 years ago and blue lines depicting my childhood proximity to Baltimore.
So here is the deal. I root for both teams. I root for them both equally. Taking the proximity chart above I don't see an y reason why this is a problem. The teams play in separate leagues and the odds of them meeting in the World Series are about 1000 to 1 considering how much they both currently suck as well as the fact that their divisions contain 4 of the 5 top payrolls in baseball every single year. In fact I can't think of the last time that a team from the AL East not named Red Sox or Yankees AND a team of the NL East not named Mets or Phillies was even IN THE PLAYOFFS in the same year. Baseball is gay as fuck and this is a reason why. So I will never have to choose between the two.
But the retards mentioned above seem to think that part of being an Os fan is hating the Nats. Why? Because they are mindless fucking sheep. Peter Angelos, a cocksucker who made his money defending crooked contractors who gave poor people cancer, embarked on a 10 year crusade to keep baseball out of Washington. Why did Angelos do this? So he could keep selling out his stadium while putting a shitty team on the field. You see that in the five years before the Nats the Os averaged an awesome 70.6 wins a year for a winning percentage of 44%. The five years the Nats have been in DC they average 69 wins a year for 43%. That said attendance has dropped from and average of 35,422 the five pre Nats years to 26,918 the five years with actual competition for the shitty product Angelos rolls out. What does all of this mean? Peter Angelos is a cocksucker who should have spent his free time in the off season from 2000-2004 MAKING THE FUCKING TEAM BETTER instead of trying to cock block DC from having a team. If you want to be a mindless fucking sheep who hates what that cocksucker tells you to hate knock yourself. I'm not into that. I'll root for the Os and root for the Nats and hope that the Nats being in DC and having a very bright future will FORCE Angelos to make the team better to stop losing money.
On to the homework portion of this post...
BMR and BD2 grew up in the same fucking house. This fact cannot be disputed. BMR is a Ravens fan and BD2 reps the Skins (at least this decade anyways...). The Ravens moved to BMore from Cleveland in the mid nineties much like Nats came to DC from Montreal in the oughts. When BD2 said "The Nationals are the Expos....expelled from Montreal for sucking too bad" was he not also talking about the Ravens oops my bad, the Browns? When BMR nodded in agreement was he not talking shit about the football team he roots for? And what the fuck is BD2 doing rooting for a DC team if he reps the Os so hard? Why hasn't he adopted the Browns? Shit he wasn't even a Skins fan until after the Browns already existed in Baltimore. This is all very confusing to me so why don't you two retards fight it out and figure out what your position is and get back to me.
ps I have watched two baseball games this year (well parts of 2 games) and both were Os games. Go the fuck asleep.
I don't like DC. I never have. This place is clonetastic. My allegiances lie with the state of Maryland. Across the board, with the Capitals being the lone exception, but I cheered for them since I can remember(Rod Langway was allowed to play without a helmet and that is the jersey I intend to purchase) I think the DC fan base is shit(Jackals Denners excluded) but they don't deserve a winning team. Baltimore has true motherfucking fans, regardless of how big of a tool Angelos is. Hopefully the Ravens will meet your Gmen again and mollywop them so true that you realize your from Maryland and the Ravens are your team. I live in DC to have an easier commute to work. Otherwise, you couldn't drag me into this motherfucker. Fuck you very much, SS.
ReplyDeleteFurthermore, you are donning an O's cap in that photograph, but what the fuck is EVERYTHING ELSE YOU ARE WEARING?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteYour proximity argument is moot because you are a Giants fan. Ohhhh the hypocrisy.
ReplyDeleteNice to see you waited until I stopped looking at JackalsUNF before posting this nonsense. You can't root for both teams. Schmuck.
You sir are retarded. I became a Giants fan in 1985 when I lived close to BMore and they had no team. As I was 10 years deep in rooting for them when the Ravens were created I only half adopted the Ravens as an AFC team I root for. In baseball, a GAF sport which I watch maybe 10 times a year, I can certainly root for both teams. Your post is as disgusting and shaemful as the time you puked on that little girl for rooting for the other team.
ReplyDeleteAs for BMRs response. You sir rep BMore to the fullest. This cannot be denied. Your position is pure. That said I still don't get why you would HATE the Nats, aside from Peter telling you that you should.
I don't hate them. I find their logo/mascot/colors laughable at best. Only the Caps and the true Redskin fans that don't run for the hills whenever shit hits the fan(met one today, waiting list for season tickets for 16 years, scooped 'em up, loving life) are where it's at. The Nationals are still funny to me, as most of the National League. That leads me to the American League's payroll and that makes me want to punt kittens. End argument, O's to the grave. If their only champioinship is the year I was one year old, so be it. I will just cheer for the occasional regular season victory and not give a damn about the playoffs. Seriously, since when is there not enough sports in October?
ReplyDeleteNo, SS, your argument is moot. You sir are retarded. By rule, your stance would point your allegiance to the Skins. In fact, you should be an Eagles fan before a NY fan based on proximity. Your map with the cute red and blue lines is moot. Where's the line that connects Ellicott City to East Rutherford?
ReplyDeleteCheck mate.
Jackal to ten-month hiatus jackal callout. Unprecedented...
ReplyDeleteSays the guy born and raised in jersey who roots for pennsylvania teams. Keep puking on that child...
ReplyDelete'Jersey' Philly fans are better than Jersey Yankee leech upons like T-Large. Besides, what's the kid got? The Nets!?! AHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, that sucks really bad. Root for whoever you want Clonelle, just finish the fucking Jessica Alba banner already.
ReplyDeletegiants suck.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.