What would our world be with less personal electronic devices? A hell of alot more jackal that's what. You know I just figured out this whole iPad thing. It's less useful than an iphone (also quite douchey as well) because it is too big for a pocket, doesnt make phone calls, and doesn't play flash media so essentially useless for the internet oh and it is bascically a giant itouch (very douchy). It is less useful than a laptop as well because it is not as powerful and does nothing for word processing (conveniently anyway). So it is basically a toy to show the other nerds who has the most Call of Duty points or whatever since cock measurement was sacrificed years ago when you became a clone nerd freak virgin assclown dork.
Or to put in into other terms it is like pulling up in a shiny new BMW 6 series with giant chrome rims and a huge spoiler just to show everyone just how fucking cool you are. BABABBBRRRAABABBBRRRAABABBBRRRA
Here is BD2s list of technodouchbaggery starting with the most clone to the least.
Clonest Devices:
Anything with a bluetooth earpiece
iPad
PSP, PS3, 4 whatever
PDAs, Blackberrys, Droids, iPhones, etc
Texting phones (I have one they fucking suck)
Flip phones
Basically anything that you pay a service for or ensures that you have no regard for what is happening around you...reality...when you are walking down the street.
This was NOT sent from my iPhone. Hallelujah Holy Shit.
you better delete PS3 from that list or you'll have VM's and SS's techpanties in a nanobunch.
ReplyDeletejackal to jackal callout video games post Sega Genesis have never been cool. baleeve it.
ReplyDeleteIf you try to remember when iPod came out, shit was pretty nuts and bolts. I don't think we anticipated the iTouch or iPhone at that point. Steve Jobs knows what's up and better to buy 'Merican than all that ching chang chiggity chinese talkin', can't understand ya', go back to yer country, Asian shit. Would I wait in line for a digital notepad? No, BMR ain't no skrimp. But then again, I decide what shoes to wear by how much precipitation has fallen/is falling/will fall because 50% my pairs of shoes have holes in the soles. (I am poor)
ReplyDeleteI got a Bluetooth earpiece off Woot for $2.99 and use it all the time - it has a mute button, which allows me to eat loud foods, talk to my wife and kid, and whatnot while I'm on boring-ass conference calls. So I'll stand behind that thing 100%.
ReplyDeleteDon't hate on us because your sperm made a chick so mrs bd2 won't let you get a PS3 so you can have wop over for some beers and play hockey and fight and drink all night and pretend you are parenting.
ReplyDeleteTechno master own the world, bow to us BD
ReplyDelete(Waiting in line for apple shit? GAY)
(Using technology to make you work less and live a happier life? SMART)
tico said...
ReplyDelete(Using technology to see 'Two Girls, One Cup' TICORRIFIC)
Why in the fuck do you have two black men that look like they are hugging each other as your icon?
ReplyDeletep.s. You should buy this shirt
p.s.2. Can you imagine McRib as a converted Muslim, (you seem to fit the profile)
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