It finally stopped raining today. In fact it was fucking beautiful. Got out for a ride on my bike as any jackal with their own sister site would and it was fanfuckingtastic. But the weekend, holy geez did it suck eggs. This is not a river but a road.

This is normally where I mountain bike comfortably dry. not so much on this day

This is normally a small creek, that house on the left was eventually added to the toxic soup

I found one good way to get around the rainy day blues Sunday and it involved a mountain bike and 5-6 inches of solid mud (toxic NJ mud) to ride around in and then a proper cleaning of said bike by driving through the a bunch of roads that were underwater (toxic NJ water) in my (toxic NJ) town. There is a Bruce Springsteen song in there somewhere...

What was not cool was the 4 hours worth of commuting yesterday because every major road was closed due to flooding...not jackal in the least.
PS - I just farted.
PPS - That last label is just to see if Duke is still lurking around. Something tells me we haven't heard the last from that guy. I think he is pretty damn funny does that make me a clone by association?
PPPS - where the fuck is Scar Shoulders??!!?!
based on the zero response I think this write up should have been on SOP. Keep fuckin that chicken Den.
ReplyDeleteActually I really liked this pretty much from top to bottom. Just really busy at the moment. I also agree with your PPPS.
ReplyDeleteI may be quiet but I'm always here. Omnipresent. And you KNOW this. Don't sleep. Don't ever sleep.
ReplyDeleteps I have billed 15-+ hours already this month.
pps Working frmo home Friday though. Have chicken and two types of pig brining right now. Terps game BBQ. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet....
psst, climate change.
ReplyDeleteP.S., I agree with you P.P.S. Don't tell SPR, but he's growing on me too. Him and his high road. I think he is lurking. He's like Bizarro Scar Shoulders.
ReplyDeleteYou ever compare me to a lurking Duke fan again and you will have cartooned your last cartoon. You'll be dead 6 times before you hit the ground. Baleeve it.
ReplyDeleteHello! Bizarro?!?! Me and BD2 are the ones that said we're warming up to him. Ease off the gas there, SS. I thought I just heard the Comcast Center chanting "DE-FENSE!"
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