I'm disheartened, Jackals. I had just overcome my scarf hatred for the day when a co-worker strolled past in a scarf. "BMR, what's the big deal? We Jackals know of your scarf hatred, but let clones be clones." We're within the confines of our workplace. Male scarving just got taken to a whole new level. Indoor male scarving. Don't sleep.
CTB Show 497: Edgar Allan Poe Walks Among Us
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That reminds me of a time when Droppa Deuce rolled back East with a white belt on. Yes white as in the opposite of what belts are supposed to be and then proceeded to act as if that was a normal thing to do. I was befuddled because it was such a nonchalant attack. I was unprepared. Similar to the situation you describe Boogers. It sounds as if you have been surrounded by gay clones in a stealth attack. Get out! Get out now!
ReplyDeletePS googling “dudes with scarves” offers hours of entertainment…
First and foremost I wear a scarf on occasion to work. When I wear an overcoat that leaves the neck and part of the chest exposed to the elements and don't have a tie on creating a warmer neck I wear a scarf. Its what a man has to do to stay warm foraging for lunch in the urban jungle.
ReplyDeleteSecondly I wore a 4 foot by 6 foot Jackals scarf to New Years and it was the coolest thing anyone did in 2009 as well as so far in 2010.
So in the words of DMX, "grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ARF ARF ARF!!!"
I was going to make fun of you for wearing a scarf (pretty gay) but the jackals banner scarf wearing was amazing and forgives that trespass.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is with DC and scarves??
The scarf I wear was bought for $5 in NYC on the side of the street.
ReplyDeleteAs I explained to BMR when I am forced to wear a grown up jacket to work it is cut like a suit coat and leaves the upper chest and neck totally exposed. When wearing it with a tie and my shirt buttoned all the way up i don't need a scarf. If I'm unbuttoned though its fuckin cold and I need the scarf to cover that area for warmth. Ain't nothing but a necessity when foraging for lunch time eats in the shithole of NoVa.