Monday, January 11, 2010

Hey, New Jersey! Way to Contribute

If you're building a sex robot, don't make it look like Chrissie Hynde and Napolean Dynamite had a cyborg baby. Hey, New Jersey, keep fuckin' that chicken, I mean robot. China is mass-producing windmills to generate electricity. Japan is a decade ahead in the electric car. What's the U.S. working on? Getting nerds laid by a machine that says, "I love holding hands with you" which is very creepy considering "The level of sophistication demonstrated was not beyond that of a child's talking toy".

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  1. Don't let the chinese fool you with their wind generation. Most polluting country by a large margin. New Jersey does suck big time though

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  2. China could give a shit about green energy. My point was that they're mass-producing the state of the art wind generator. They'll let the rest of the world's brownie-eating hippies buy and install them. My point was that 'Merica be slippin' like DMX. We need 'Merican industry before they take our jjjoooobbbbsss.

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  3. they took our jobs
    durka durka durrrr

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