Tuesday, August 4, 2009

NFL Preview

We're getting there, 2 weeks until the preseason. The Redskins are in need of some major offensive fire power loyal fans such as myself are left cautiously optimistic. Certainties for the NFC East include Donovan McNabb being a fat fuck, Tony Romo blowing it, and the New York Giants in need of a serious set of balls, see definition 3. We know Boogers is psyched about this, what excites you about the upcoming season? PS, the super bowl is being played at fucking Landshark Stadium, Josh Goldsmith can eat a tank of shark dicks.

3 comments:

  1. VM, it's cool, man. You're allowed to be excited about the Ravens too. You can hide under our feathers until the ol' Franchise gets back on its feet. London Fletcher-free agency, huge bang for buck. Albert Haynesworth-most expensive piece of any football team anywhere, ever, taking injections in the first week of training camp, "on rotation", very expensive headache. What did Dan Snider learn? Being an NFL owner is tough.

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  2. I am excited that I will have a distraction from the Yankees, Mets and MLB in general which is really aggravating me more and more as a fan of a once again garbage Orioles squad.

    I am also excited that the Skins may have a kick ass defense and the same head coach and QB as last year (maybe) which would be a first in awhile.

    One thing I am not excited about is the fact that our ol' ass, shitty as hell O-line is getting hurt at practice. Not a good sign for Portis or Campbell...Snyder rot in hell.

    Fan prediction: Landshark Stadium appearance and Super Bowl victory.

    Realistic prediction: Possible Wild Card playoff entry.

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  3. " the New York Giants in need of a serious set of balls" yeah about how stupid that is... Look in the mirror.

    I will take any and all bets that the Giants have a better record than then Skins. Name your price and it shall be so.

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