Tuesday, November 3, 2009

GCOTD: NFL Power Rankings

These fuckin' things should seriously be renamed "Flavor of the Week". The Power Rankings, to me, are as insignificant as the FedEx Cup to the PGA Tour. While the FedEx Cup certainly sends a lot of coin the winners way, golfers will still be measured by majors. It's bad enough, "experts" and pundits offer their "take" on the weekly matchups, pretty much going 50-50 all season, because any fuckin' thing can happen. It's actually more GAF than fantasy football, because if you're a fan of a shitty team, at least fantasy football makes otherwise meaningless games interesting. Nevertheless, fantasy football is extremely GAF. Hearing someone bitch about how a player on their fantasy team didn't perform reminds me of a woman complaining she sat in my pee on the toilet seat or a fat person asking for an elevator. For fuck's sake, Power Rankings, go asleep.

5 comments:

  1. Agree on all fronts. Fantasy sports talk reminds me of women talking about the latest celebrity news. Such as: Octomom's Halloween costume, or who Ryan Seacrest is banging. Whether it is Ben Affleck or the dude from the office, or both.

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  2. Fantasy Football is fucking sweet. So when I sit down and watch NO vs ATL, not only do I enjoy the football game but I root extra hard for my FF players...are you two also against game betting? Game betting does the same thing, not GAF at fucking all!

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  3. Is also a test of Football knowledge, anyone can say "My team is good/bad...blah, blah, blah"...but the chess of choosing matches and DEF tendencies, that shit is fun (unless you don't like thinking and prefer to draw cartoons)

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  4. Tico,

    Your feeble grasp of the English language is enough to make 'Anonymous' laugh. You guys both love tits too.

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  5. I'm smelling a Tico v McRib cage match in my screened in porch next weekend...

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