Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Where Jackals Fear to Tread: The Middle East

Wow...Imagine how many lashes we would have received in our lives by now if we were unfortunate enough to be born in this country.

'Merica may have its problems to be certain, but shit like this makes me feel fortunate to not live in a place like Saudi Arabia.

Dude not only got sentenced to 5 years FPMITA (Federal Pound Me in the Ass Prison) but also got 1,000 lashes (don't know what that is "exactly" but sounds really bad) for talking about having fun. "charged with violating Saudi Arabia's crime of publicizing vice." He didn't even get caught having fun, just openly discussing it meant a beating and jail time. These officials are clearly sex starved and not thinking straight. I hope all these virgins they are going to get in heaven have a bad case of herpes and faces like Charles Barkley.
"Pre-marital sex is illegal, and unrelated men and women are not permitted to mingle." What the hell is that? That is the GAFest thing I have ever heard. There are some crazy mofos over there.

By the way this picture is totally unrelated to this story. It took place in Yemen, but it is most likely another situation where someone was murdered/tortured in front of others for doing something totally normal to keep the cycle of fear going. FUCK THAT..
Someone needs to get shit control over there.

Bitches.

8 comments:

  1. Fucking nuts, What fuck they do to me?

    SHITZ BALLZ

    tc

    ReplyDelete
  2. Tico, you can't say shit like that. It's getting me way too excited for Mancation II and November 14th is way too far off for that.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Speaking of Tico. Isn't Merca playing Costa Rica in DC in a World Cup Qualifier soemtime soon. (don't worry I heard a commercial for it while listening to real football talk) Tico you gonna be all up in that insane stabbing DC United followers and shit? Can I roll with your clique? Or El Costra Nostra or whatever?

    ReplyDelete
  4. Could you imagine high school with no pussy? I know Boogers can. Hahaha. Yeah, that shit would make any normal ninja pretty damn ninja angry.

    ReplyDelete
  5. "Could you imagine high school with no pussy? I know Boogers can." Zing!! Rusty you better be hanging out November 14th...I haven't seen your ass in a really long time.

    ReplyDelete
  6. OBD, can you imagine married life with no pussy? ssssskkkkkkrrrrrriiiiimmmppppp! There's a Gin Blossoms song that echoes your vaginaless married plight.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Yeah Pat, Mike, Greg and some other guys are going, i am bringing the van loaded up for the tailiging (wednesday)

    ReplyDelete
  8. "Could you imagine high school with no pussy? I know Boogers can." Zing!! Rusty you better be hanging out November 14th...I haven't seen your ass in a really long time.
    Where To Buy Don't Tread On Me Clothes

    ReplyDelete