Who in the FUCKING hell sat around and said hmmm...let's invent "easy listening music", aka Elevator Music (EASY? it's easy to want to murder nuns after that torture!)
Elevators, gas stations, cafeterias, while you hold...REALLY? Why don't you just drug people and steal their livers? Why not gauge my eyes and feed them to the dolphins?
WHO? Whoever did this, go hang yourself... and hang some dolphins too!
Elevators, gas stations, cafeterias, while you hold...REALLY? Why don't you just drug people and steal their livers? Why not gauge my eyes and feed them to the dolphins?
WHO? Whoever did this, go hang yourself... and hang some dolphins too!
Tico,
ReplyDeleteOf all people, I think you could benefit most from the merits of said Elevator music. This music is meant to help you relax. Stephen is always around. Sometimes you can't take off your shirt and just chillax. Like on a elevator full of stuffy office folk. So he created elevator music as a stand in. So the next time your stressed, just take a moment to listen to the smooth sounds of Kenny G, think about Stephen on the couch and chill the fuck out.