Best Suicide In a long while.

Ready? Mix one part woman, one part chainsaw, and a bunch of depressing shit and a suicide note and saw it all up!

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/03/15/police-palms-woman-used-chainsaw-to-commit-suicide/

Chainsaw suicide is what you get. You have to be determined to do that shit. Like, wrap the throttle in duck tape and fall on the saw with your neck out determined.

Props to this woman for having the balls to do this.

P.S., Yo, google, make the old blogger controls come back. Change sucks.

Head is Coming to Town

He ain't no Santee Claus, but me and Shouldas be watching the Madness with your intellectual huckleberry tonight. bhmf, do you want me to bring my laptop so you two can Skype?

JOTD: Max Keiser

I feel like this guy makes a ton of sense. Can anyone poke holes in what he's preaching? I'm so glad my brother doesn't work for JP Whoregan any more.

Boogers Did You Hear That???

I didn't think so.

And now that me and the Navy done blown your pirate ass up, we've accomplished something that has taken since the dawn of time to do.

We've now, and I quote, enable(d) our forward presence and freedom of the seas.

Friday Hottie: Roxy Ingram

 We gotta get ol' Foxy Roxy over to BMR's place for a homebrew, that Miller shit has to go. These shades are pretty rough too...

billhicksmostfunnydamus: The Big O

IBDEditorials should probably check in with the Den a little more often. They might find their ear to the grindstone or some shit. Y'all crackers are all kinds of 'last week'. My main man is in Alaska in the dark and he still puttin' ninjas asleep.

Jackal Traditions: Carnival

That's right. It's a parade float. There's a huge blonde woman in a bikini. She's holding an ice cream cone. I am not sure what the next float is all about, but it looks just as awesome. Why am I not Brazilian?

Friday Hottie: Eleonora Pedron

Uh Yeah BMR Keep your day job.......

........your MC skills got owned by that lil girl on Ellen. Naw for real, though, that girl tore some shit up.

On to more important matters though. Heard about O's truth teams yet??? O lord is all I gotta say. They are supposed to remind everyone how he kept his word.

I would say please please, by all means, keep your fucking word man.

Isn't the mission over? Accomplished? Whatever. Another lie. Chalk it up. Truth teams. War is Peace. Boogers needs to read Orwell. Go to the library get that shit for free. While we still have libraries............

BMR, Keep Your Day Job

This little girl straight kills it. She rhymes circles around your ol' pal Boogers. Hopefully, she ditches the no-talent blonde leech attempting to Flavor Flav her way into this thing. Look at her on the couch there, always plotting, always scheming.