Monday, September 26, 2011

Eye of the Tiger, Fear of the turtle

As the last seconds ticked off the clock in a shocking third straight victory for the tigers this past weekend towson's students began to chant "We want Maryland". Why you ask? For the first time ever it seems towson has a football team this year. And per the usual Maryland is scarping by and losing to teams like Temple. So i ask you den followers, does towson pose a threat to Maryland this coming Sunday? villanova player loses brain function at 1:00. Whats the count mo bros? Who's coming out on top?

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Monday, September 19, 2011

Awesome Raft


Also, Cam Newton now has more yards in 2 games then some QB's will have all season.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Awesome NFL Players and money management

Chris McAlister, former Ravens CB, and current loser, is now broke, living in his parents basement, and can't pay his child support of $11,000 a month. He signed a 7 yr/$55 million extension in 2004, and played 5 years of it.

Sounds like somebody needs to consult with Wu-Tang Financial. I know homeys be hating direct deposit, but FUCK, $40 some million dollars? Open a savings account, or get 300 lil piggy banks and shove em full of hunreds!

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Gay Clone Behavior and Its Consequences

I started out feeling bad for this guy, but then I read an article and learned he was at a beauty spa. That is just inexcusable and I think some karma may have been involved in his little run in with your friend there. Let it be known, you roll the dice, be prepared to have an eel swim up your dickhole.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Fuck Yeah Nfl. And Fuck Muslims . (terrorists.) Never Forget


I cooked 10 brats today. With sauerkraut. Some are eaten. Most of the beers too. Its sunday. Fuckin a NFL football is back in season!

Redskins managed to win with a not too shabby looking Sexy Rexy. Ryan Kerrigan, looked awesome, Fred Davis is the newer, blacker, better, Chris Cooley. Trent Williams better get that struggling monkey off his back before he goes around calling himself Silverback anymore. Still, a W is a W.

Also, Cam Newton just punched Peyton Manning's rookie 1st game passing record in the balls, by over 100 yards (302 Manning, 422 Newton!) .

Oh, yeah, 10 years ago today, some muslims blew some american stuff up. But its cool now, they are even building a victory mosque right next to where they blew up the WTC.

Go To Sleep: Pittsburgh Steelers